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by black bart on Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:20 am
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by Rainswept on Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:31 am
Captain Kangaroo
Play is really the work of childhood
Play is really the work of childhood
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by ken worley on Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:13 pm
A Taiwanese Nike-crafter, "playing" at his industrial stitching machine.
"You have till the count of three to come out, and give yourself up, then we send in the dogs!"
"You have till the count of three to come out, and give yourself up, then we send in the dogs!"
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by Rainswept on Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:59 pm
MR. Burns, who then only counts to one.
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend. You know what that does to a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend. You know what that does to a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by Moral Minority on Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:43 am
GWB talking about his predecesor.
The general called with an yet another enciting offer to have my brains blown out for Britain.
The general called with an yet another enciting offer to have my brains blown out for Britain.
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by lordpunkmonk on Sun May 18, 2008 7:19 pm
fixing my mess
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by ken worley on Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:19 pm
mm wrote:The general called with yet another exciting offer to have my brains blown out for Britain.
Hugh Grant, attempting the "insanity defense".
He's not heavy....He's my brother.
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Rainswept on Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:44 pm
Meg Griffin
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:50 pm
Cowboy Junkies (from What's that on your boot?, song #3)
Nonsense! There are no such things as..URRGH...
Nonsense! There are no such things as..URRGH...
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by ken worley on Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:22 am
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Cowboy Junkies (from What's that on your boot?, song #3)
Nonsense! There are no such things as..URRGH...
DaveL, after his psychotic break, and become a pirate-grammar nazi, policing his section.
"Here lie more things than can be conceived by your puny imaginings."
EDIT: ...after his most recent psychotic break.....
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ken worley - King of the Pervs
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:42 am
Black bart when asked "what's under that frowsty 'stache?"
"No, it wasn't the airplane.....'twas beauty killed the beast"
"No, it wasn't the airplane.....'twas beauty killed the beast"
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by ken worley on Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:22 pm
Elvis, to Amelia Earhardt, on her 97th birthday-party, from their secret-island hideaway.
(they then proceeded to split an entire roast suckling pig, and a 30-gallon-drum of washed-ashore korean-war-issue dehydrated potatoes.)
"...and then there were none."
(they then proceeded to split an entire roast suckling pig, and a 30-gallon-drum of washed-ashore korean-war-issue dehydrated potatoes.)
"...and then there were none."
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ken worley - King of the Pervs
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:59 am
Barack Obama, looking at a forecast of new mortgage lending in the next quarter.
"Well he would say that, wouldn't he?"
"Well he would say that, wouldn't he?"
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Rainswept on Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:54 am
Carlos Mencia, referencing any number of better comedians he's stolen material from.
"I believe he said he had to go pee"
"I believe he said he had to go pee"
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by ken worley on Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:47 am
Rainswept wrote:Carlos Mencia, referencing any number of better comedians he's stolen material from.
"I believe he said he had to go pee"
The first 'Pope', explaining rain to prehistoric catholics.
"There's no crying in baseball!"
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