I can't believe I forgot about this one
I now have to change my shirt too, as it's covered in drool.
Elisha Cuthbert !
Oi 'ate 'er !
Well , not reely .
Mebbe oi dispiss 'er a wee bit cuz she be almos' a twin fer me ole troo luv frum twunny yers past .
An oi has nay herd frum me " Elisha " fer almos two yers , oi feer thee worse , thet be, oi will neffer see her agin *sob *.
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH AUNTIE ! Be 'specting me ta drop by thee Nest fer copious amounts ove grog *sob* .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit !