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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:24 am

My name is Ming the Merciless and I am addicted to:

THROWING PEOPLE INTO THE PIT OF ETERNAL DORKNESS!
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:16 pm

Aha! So you're the reason for me being such a dork! That must be it, or at least, I hope that's it.

My name is FP42, and I am addicted to Wikipedia and Youtube. I could spend a whole day lost and wandering on either site, and never notice the time flying by. At least, until hunger or my own stench overwhelmed me. However, my "stench" smells like pretty pretty roses, so I don't think I'd mind overmuch.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby alienzombietypeit on Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:56 pm

I am alienzombietypeit, and I am addicted to being stupid and not understanding the true paths of life. Now what in the sentence previous makes sense to me? None.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby farfalla on Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:51 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:My name is pieces o'nine and I am addicted to "FIRE!" Hot Tamales™.


these with the sizzlin cinnamon jelly beans make beautiful music in my mouth
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:10 pm

farfalla wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:My name is pieces o'nine and I am addicted to "FIRE!" Hot Tamales™.


these with the sizzlin cinnamon jelly beans make beautiful music in my mouth


music in the mouth...jelly beans...sizzlin...

Oh man...I'm addicted to ALL that!
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:08 am

Important Hint for Fellow Addicts:

Don't drop a "FIRE!" Hot Tamale™ into an ice-cold diet coke at a red light, just to see what happens.

...sometimes, addiction ain't pretty... :D
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:19 am

What's a "Hot Tamale" anyway?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:30 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:What's a "Hot Tamale" anyway?


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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:38 am

Looks... delicious?
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:28 am

I love that packaging. Here's some more packaging that I'm addicted to:

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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby farfalla on Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:46 pm

(bb, could you distract Nef Yoo with some of your chocolate there so that we can throw a sack over him and lock him in the hold?)
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:58 am

black bart wrote:
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farfalla, that ^ IS NYBB..obviously he's been around for a lot longer than we suspected which means just one thing:
he's got a job and a source of income...two things..and he can buy his own dam' lollies/pye/peezah..ahh, three things, akchully..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:01 am

ummmm choclit
fank ye
ye not ban no moor
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:14 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:ummmm choclit
fank ye
ye not ban no moor


ARRGGHH!! yer a bit of a brown-noser, arncha, ya wee pest!
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:17 am

black bart wrote:I love that packaging. Here's some more packaging that I'm addicted to:

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I don't know what the hell that is all about, but I think constipation should be on that list.
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