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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by Pirate Terramort on Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:51 pm
My name is Drew, and I am addicted to being a Gothic Pirate.
Sincerely,
Drew Anderson, Th. D.
Captain of the Birthday Massacre
High Magus of the Wise Council of World Pasta
If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.
1st Nautilus 4:4 " For, in the words of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Don’t be a bitch. It’s not nice.” "
Drew Anderson, Th. D.
Captain of the Birthday Massacre
High Magus of the Wise Council of World Pasta
If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.
1st Nautilus 4:4 " For, in the words of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Don’t be a bitch. It’s not nice.” "
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by Ubi Dubium on Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:26 am
I have a new addiction: Order of the Stick. Not only me - both UbiDubiKids have also read all 600+ strips and can't wait for more. AAARRRGGHH!
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
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"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by Drolma on Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:41 am
Hi, my name is Drolma and I have an addiction:
nicotine
dihydrogen monoxide
diet coke
jalapeno cheetos
nicotine
dihydrogen monoxide
diet coke
jalapeno cheetos
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:36 am
Yarrr. Ye maye cawl me pieces o'nine, an oi be haddickted t'dihydrogen monoxide wiv me tea.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by athiestboyscout on Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:04 pm
My name is athiestboyscout and I'm addicted to using parenthesis ( i use them in nearly all my posts).
You've filled his house with things of gold
While handing crumbs to the old and poor
And then you preach about being pure
And wonder why we're laughing
In your old way you're trying to find us
But we can't follow what's behind us
Too much blind faith, it will blind us
Though sometimes it's a blessing
But I remember when I still embraced you
A little prayer would ease my mind
'Til I saw that you hide from the misery outside so I left you behind
-Steppenwolf, From Here to There Eventually
While handing crumbs to the old and poor
And then you preach about being pure
And wonder why we're laughing
In your old way you're trying to find us
But we can't follow what's behind us
Too much blind faith, it will blind us
Though sometimes it's a blessing
But I remember when I still embraced you
A little prayer would ease my mind
'Til I saw that you hide from the misery outside so I left you behind
-Steppenwolf, From Here to There Eventually
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by Scott the Pirate on Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:50 pm
I'm Scott and i'm addicted to insulin aspart injections.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by Zankou 2.0 on Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:22 pm
Ubi Dubium wrote:I have a new addiction: Order of the Stick. Not only me - both UbiDubiKids have also read all 600+ strips and can't wait for more. AAARRRGGHH!
Hell yeah.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by farfalla on Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:14 pm
my name is farfalla and I have recently acquired an addiction to sizzlin hot cinnamon jelly beans
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
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"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:03 pm
oi um neF YoO Blakberd an oi liks lollys
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:10 pm
yer ban
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:43 pm
Let's try that again.
My name is Roy and I have an addiction to the Word Association and Word Dis-Association games.
My name is Roy and I have an addiction to the Word Association and Word Dis-Association games.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:39 am
My name is pieces o'nine and I am addicted to "FIRE!" Hot Tamales™.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:30 am
Hot tamale, hot tamale hot hot! Do you like tamale, warm tamale?
NO!
I like hot tamale!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/tamale/
My name is undisclosed and I'm addicted to the following webcomics:
XKCD
Questionable Content
Least I Could Do
Cyanide and Happiness
Ctrl+Alt+Del
NO!
I like hot tamale!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/tamale/
My name is undisclosed and I'm addicted to the following webcomics:
XKCD
Questionable Content
Least I Could Do
Cyanide and Happiness
Ctrl+Alt+Del
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:06 am
My name isn't Tigger_the_Wing and I am addicted to rat poison and high explosives. I consume them daily.
That's why I'm still around...
That's why I'm still around...
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
by PantyGnawer on Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:19 am
Scott the Pirate wrote:I'm Scott and i'm addicted to insulin aspart injections.
That seems kinda important. I'm not sure that you should count that as an addiction.
It makes my own addictions to booze, nicotine, and hookers, seem rather flagrant.
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