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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Pirate Terramort on Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:51 pm

My name is Drew, and I am addicted to being a Gothic Pirate.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:26 am

I have a new addiction: Order of the Stick. Not only me - both UbiDubiKids have also read all 600+ strips and can't wait for more. AAARRRGGHH!
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Drolma on Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:41 am

Hi, my name is Drolma and I have an addiction:

nicotine
dihydrogen monoxide
diet coke
jalapeno cheetos

:fsm_yarr:
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:36 am

Yarrr. Ye maye cawl me pieces o'nine, an oi be haddickted t'dihydrogen monoxide wiv me tea.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby athiestboyscout on Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:04 pm

My name is athiestboyscout and I'm addicted to using parenthesis ( i use them in nearly all my posts).
You've filled his house with things of gold
While handing crumbs to the old and poor
And then you preach about being pure
And wonder why we're laughing
In your old way you're trying to find us
But we can't follow what's behind us
Too much blind faith, it will blind us
Though sometimes it's a blessing

But I remember when I still embraced you
A little prayer would ease my mind
'Til I saw that you hide from the misery outside so I left you behind
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:50 pm

I'm Scott and i'm addicted to insulin aspart injections.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:22 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:I have a new addiction: Order of the Stick. Not only me - both UbiDubiKids have also read all 600+ strips and can't wait for more. AAARRRGGHH!

Hell yeah.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby farfalla on Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:14 pm

my name is farfalla and I have recently acquired an addiction to sizzlin hot cinnamon jelly beans
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:03 pm

oi um neF YoO Blakberd an oi liks lollys
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:10 pm

yer ban
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:43 pm

Let's try that again.

My name is Roy and I have an addiction to the Word Association and Word Dis-Association games.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:39 am

My name is pieces o'nine and I am addicted to "FIRE!" Hot Tamales™.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:30 am

Hot tamale, hot tamale hot hot! Do you like tamale, warm tamale?

NO!

I like hot tamale!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/tamale/

My name is undisclosed and I'm addicted to the following webcomics:
XKCD
Questionable Content
Least I Could Do
Cyanide and Happiness
Ctrl+Alt+Del
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:06 am

My name isn't Tigger_the_Wing and I am addicted to rat poison and high explosives. I consume them daily.

That's why I'm still around... :wink:
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:19 am

Scott the Pirate wrote:I'm Scott and i'm addicted to insulin aspart injections.



That seems kinda important. I'm not sure that you should count that as an addiction.


It makes my own addictions to booze, nicotine, and hookers, seem rather flagrant.
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