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Re: I can top that....

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:57 pm

Elvalia wrote:I can out-eh Zankou!

Eh?
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:11 pm

Elvalia..you out-eh'd Zankou??

EH?
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Elvalia on Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:21 pm

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Elvalia..you out-eh'd Zankou??

EH?

I know, eh? It wasn't easy, but I did it!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:19 pm

No you didn't.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Elvalia on Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:36 pm

Did so.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:01 pm

Tickets on sale now for the big Eh-a-thon, Zankou versus Elvalia in a no-holds-barred steel cage Eh-off!!!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:07 pm

Are you sure having 2 teenagers in a cage-match isn't just a bit un-EH-thical?
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:21 am

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Are you sure having 2 teenagers in a cage-match isn't just a bit un-EH-thical?

True, but it would be EH-ntertaining.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:41 am

Aye well, I think Zankou can go all the way, he's got a great EHngine, whereas Elvalia might just balk at the EHffort.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:52 am

Zankou Creed wrote:EHn't gonna be no rematch!

Rocky Elvalia wrote:Don't want one, eh?
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Elvalia on Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:36 am

black bart wrote:Aye well, I think Zankou can go all the way, he's got a great EHngine, whereas Elvalia might just balk at the EHffort.

You're kidding me, eh? I'm EHlite, and Zank's going down! He'll be EHching so bad from the force of my eh's, he'll regret the dEH he thought he could out-eh me!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:47 am

all this EH-gging each EH-ther on isn't g-EH-tting you two in the cage, yunno..more Eh-ction, less EH-xtraneous verbage, please!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:49 pm

Cat game
[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]

Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]

Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]

Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
[Mac ticks off two fingers]

Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]

Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]

Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]


Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]

Foster: Meow what is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]

Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]

Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow!
Larry Johnson: [Stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]

Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:51 pm

Thorny:[After pulling over high kids] Where you boys heading.
High Kid: Where going to Canada for some french fries and gravy.
Thorny: Canada
Eh....Almost made it.

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:05 pm

^You're banned for posting Movie Lines in the wrong thread.

(You see what I did there? I topped that...)
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