Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

[DaveL]

Drydock - when yer having trubbles floatin yer ship

- Also ships which do not make it into the water after bein launched

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Dear me Dave...have you been taking that suppository I subscribed?

[The Black Spot]

Ship in a Bottle: disgusting habit that originated during a drunken night in the Admiral Benbow.

[black bart]

Cronan's Last Bus = Metaphor for the journey to the underworld (otherwise known as Acton).

[DaveL]

Map of Tassie - An Australian Pirate slang term, with nothing but cartographical intent.
An well forested island located down under.

[black bart]

Bit of a Bradley = dodgy geezer wot goes into the bathroom wiv sheilas

[DaveL]

When she stepped out of the shower, Amanda's map of Tassie was clearly visable to Bradley.

Amanda = A well known Australian cartographer.

[ChowMein]

Fer Elvalia wid luv an' sqawlarr .

Aroighte mateys , fer thee noob pyrits we need ta git sum moor Ent trees in .



C'mon , kep 'em cumin .

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

K'den, mah bruddah CW..'owz dis----mebbe use "ynge" 'steade uv "ing", add(e) an "e" t' word(e)s wot kin take 'em wivvout causin' too much(e) confusion..wen inne doubt(e), juste say "ARRGH!"..an' noo pyratickal friends,please always remember: Goode gibberish* taketh efforte an' practyse (bein' goofie 'elps a lotte, too!)

*alt. spellynge: gybberisshe

[pieces o'nine]

*alt. spellynge: gybberisshe

Dan, ye poi-hencrusted whynin blaggard, ye fergots t'menshun t'thee noobees that Gybberisshe were Percybisshe Shelleys' older bruvver. Arfter awl, we maye be pyrates, but we still 'as litter airy stannerds two keepe hup.

[black bart]

Now I remember why I started this thread off in the first place. I'm still no nearer to understanding Dan and Mad Will though! I fink we needs a printed edition or a page on Aaarghipedia.

Aaaarghipedia...Light Bulb goes on above baldy head!

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Dan, ye poi-hencrusted whynin blaggard, ye fergots t'menshun t'thee noobees that Gybberisshe were Percybisshe Shelleys' older bruvver. Arfter awl, we maye be pyrates, but we still 'as litter airy stannerds two keepe hup.

An' noe fergette Shylleigh (shee bee Percy-whozis 'n' Gybbie's seestah)..summat uvva "ladie uv da ee-fin-eeng", oi heeres:
"Wotcher bin doon, mate?"

"Bin atte Madame Fifi's Shylleigh-Shelley-ynge abaht.."

[DaveL]

The United States of Merkan - A shady wig company that uses patriotic advertising to cover mens trouserly bald patches. Is run by Theodore Rooseplanktl, a character of questionable repute and hairline. Has recently invested a vast fortune in Playbilge Magazine, after a large gambling binge.

[pieces o'nine]

Vast Fortune - has more gold than bilge rat hairs about his person.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Three sheets to thee wind : Wot a trio ove Spaniards sailarrs toss overbord minits aftarr injestin' Bart's Fish 'ead StooTM .