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Re: I can top that....
by Pirate Johnson on Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:14 pm
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Re: I can top that....
by michaelmank on Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:48 am
I can convince a fanatic Christian that FSMism is the true religion in 2 seconds. 
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Re: I can top that....
by black bart on Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:30 am
michaelmank wrote:I can convince a fanatic Christian that FSMism is the true religion in 2 seconds.
Alright, I'm calling your bluff on this one...I'll pretend to be a fanatic and you convince me in two seconds...here I go:
Kill, kill, kill everyone who has not got the true faith...torture them a bit first and make them confess their sins...then kill them! Mua ha ha ha ha!
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Re: I can top that....
by Zankou 2.0 on Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:38 pm
black bart wrote:michaelmank wrote:I can convince a fanatic Christian that FSMism is the true religion in 2 seconds.
Alright, I'm calling your bluff on this one...I'll pretend to be a fanatic and you convince me in two seconds...here I go:
Kill, kill, kill everyone who has not got the true faith...torture them a bit first and make them confess their sins...then kill them! Mua ha ha ha ha!
Eh, Bart, we have pirates.
Took me two seconds to type.
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"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Re: I can top that....
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:29 pm
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Eh, Bart, we have pirates.
It's true. You do say "eh" a lot.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I can top that....
by Zankou 2.0 on Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:40 pm
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Zankou 2.0 wrote:Eh, Bart, we have pirates.
It's true. You do say "eh" a lot.
Eh?
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Re: I can top that....
by black bart on Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:38 am
Well...yes, I'm more or less convinced...and you have the torture in the form of the 'Long Winded Pirate Tales' and endless arguments about bullet chambers being two thirds empty.
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Re: I can top that....
by Pirate Johnson on Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:11 am
I can make Zank say eh. Hopefully this will put an end to it.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
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Re: I can top that....
by Roy Hunter on Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:58 am
I can make Zank not say 'Eh'. See? He just didn't say it there.
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Re: I can top that....
by Edd on Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:16 pm
Zankou 2.0 wrote:ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Zankou 2.0 wrote:Eh, Bart, we have pirates.
It's true. You do say "eh" a lot.
Eh?
He's Canadian, eh?
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Re: I can top that....
by Pirate Terramort on Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:57 pm
I can swallow fifteen goldfish. Still wrigglin'. At once. While hangin' by me hood from the mainsail.
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Re: I can top that....
by Zankou 2.0 on Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:24 pm
EEEEEHH!
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
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Re: I can top that....
by black bart on Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:04 pm
Eeeeeh by gum...Zankou be a Yorkshire man!
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Re: I can top that....
by Elvalia on Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:50 pm
I can out-eh Zankou!
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