Career advice for the little blaggards

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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench » Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:54 am

Do you 'av t' tie y' ears back when boarding th'enemy ?

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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:28 am

Nah, oi just fixes a knoife onna me eers an' jabs the enemy wif 'em!
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:42 am

Chop 'em off at the ankles lyk?

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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:12 pm

Yargh, me wenchie. Slit tharr tendons an' they cannae do nuffin!
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:29 am

But if yu as ight ishoos ow do yu avoid bein crushed under the mass o falin pirates afta yu has gone for the tendons?
Or d'yu just op off really fast?

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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:52 am

Yarr, oi strap a cutlass ta the top o' me heid, so they try an' step orn me, they git a cutlass inna foot!
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench » Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:53 am

Ah I is impressed by yor enjinooity!
So knives on th'ears and a cutlass onya back-av ye ever thort o' placin a broom in th tradishonal plays?

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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:58 pm

Cabin Wench..ye meanes uppe tha cabin bhoy? :wink:
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench » Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:40 am

Yeah loik th sayin by people feeling a bit ova worked-"Iffn yu giv me a broom too I cn stick it up me arse an sweep the flor while I'm at it".
I don no wot th pirate equivalent might be!

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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:34 am

Thort I outta giv a warnin to any Bunny havatars out ther!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090202/tu ... 23e80.html

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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:16 pm

Cabin Wench wrote:Thort I outta giv a warnin to any Bunny havatars out ther!

Yeah, I stole the alloys off the tractor, dipped the farmer's wallet and sold the gun to a guy in a pub.
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:46 pm

So yu weren't misled by th tree then?
I weren't shor how klever yu Bunny types mite be. Of kors them Glassy wegian pirates be well feared aroun th seven seas!

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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:38 pm

Ursula K LeGuin rote a hinterrestin tale abowt trees wot moved so peepul (wot be stashunairy) wood *fink* they be movin, loike. Sounds loike these landlubbers shood'ave ad a consult wiv'er befour payntin their tree, t'mayke hit moor reelistick, yarrrgh.
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:27 am

Eni one hoo tris t confoos bunnies by dis guysin a trak torr as a cow an a tree is so far from reality tha th quality o th paintins be th least o ther problems.


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