Anti-Piratism

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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby lankplank123 on Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:23 am

i was just testing out the emotions, erm yargh?
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Cabin Wench on Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:51 am

Ah firin th guns fe the trainin be ye ? :fsm_yarr:
I wus concarned as yu ort te really try to direct those feelins in a mor elthy way- drinking, visiting yor stripper establishment of choice an chargin abord the enemi ship armed to the teeth an thretenin mayhem.
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:26 pm

Yarr, Oi seem to be havin' a differn't take on this sign than most of yoose... Oi think it's enablin' us piratical types. See, when we enter there, we're already breaking rules, which is a very piratical thing to do indeed. Really, they be helping us. And what are they gunna do if a pirate shows up in their shop? Ask us politely to get out? HAR!
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Cabin Wench on Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:34 pm

"Enablin' us piratical types"??!!
Is yu a real pirate? It seems yu spent too long reedin the thick bucks an not enuff time destroyin the brain cells.
Mind yu there might be somethin in yor thinkin- this is I reckon that there shud be more rools so we can feel good boi brakin them.What- rules like "keep orf th grass"? "Do not stand forward of this line"?
I am not sure that goin into a shop when it sed I shouldn't is very Piratical. I see somethin with more may'em bein needed.
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:43 pm

Cabin Wench wrote:I am not sure that goin into a shop when it sed I shouldn't is very Piratical. I see somethin with more may'em bein needed.

Oo sed ennyfinge bout yoozin th' doore?
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Cabin Wench on Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:43 am

Tru, tru matey! Now yu is torkin my langwitch!
I cn see tha enuff pirates comin thru th windows mite friten th slimey bilge rats wot put up sich a sine!
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby IreTea on Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:13 pm

Mebbe' we shud have sum of da' ladypirates just saunt'a on by, ta' show 'em wot d'ere missin'...?
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Cabin Wench on Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:45 am

Erm ther would ave to be sum typ o qwalitee control o the ladypirates. Ifffen I sauntad bye then they woud just lock th door.
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:23 am

Cabin Wench wrote:Erm ther would ave to be sum typ o qwalitee control o the ladypirates. Ifffen I sauntad bye then they woud just lock th door.


Me too on that 'un, missus! Oi duzent fink it be uz grand-mutherz thay bee thinkin' on...
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Cabin Wench on Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:07 pm

Unless it were part of th protest! Oi cud scare other people offa goin in t the shop just by standin outside o' it!
They wud av a free month voyage justta get round me to th door.
I goes fe th stik approach rava than th carrot. , or I cud go fe em wi me peg leg.
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:46 am

Aaarrrgh, me wenchly grrrlfrens! 'Ave ye tayken orf yer oipatches an ganderrred a good, long looke at yer pyrate *bruvvers* in thee pitteelesse loight ov daye? Aye, hit be roight 'arrrd t'due, mostelee, but hit be yooseful loike, in this contekst. We awl noes wot kynde ov noo-boile wobbly wenches they *pretends* t'loike: thee wuns wif thee longe, kleene, blonde, curlee 'ares; awl theyre oan [shoinee woite!] teef; dooey freshe hun-blemmisshed skinne; waystes no bigger aroun' than a tankarrrd ov grog; an boosums wot wood mayke yer ois bulge out; an smellin loike a feelde ov dazees.

Hoo do they fink they arrrgh Capn Kidding? Wood wenches wot looked loike that 'ave enny hinterrist in 'angin abowt wiv the scrofyoolusse, illitterit, pennilesse lotte wot popyoolaytes this forrrugm? Oi finks notte.

Theyrefour, oi sais that nun ov us shood be reluktent t'pikkit any ov these anti-pyrate hestablishmints in awl arrrgh grizzild byootee. An to enny yung town grrrls wot larfs hat us as they mintses past on theyre "kitten heels" [kitteh heels! wot barrrbaritee!] ye shood kwote thee barrrd 'isoanself:
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Cabin Wench on Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:14 pm

Oi be with you ther Pieces -it int that I think the male pirates is in any state to capture the hearts of the local wenches without use o' cutlass,or large slabs o booty it just that I don't think th sight o me in me glory is goin to make them open up th shop doors - unless they is too scared to resist!
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