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Anti-Piratism

Postby Lecherous Boy on Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:34 pm

Here is another sad example of persecution we face for our beliefs:

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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:07 am

Why ove alla thee noive !

Embarrgo! Embarrgo !
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:16 am

Yargh, oi'll fetch me cutlass an' we'll keelhaul the blaggards!

Hoist tharr arses fromma gib! Kick 'em inna teef!
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby IreTea on Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:28 pm

Da't.... Da't jus' ain't roight, is wot da't is!
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby DaveL on Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:45 pm

YArrrrr...

O'id have trubbles roller bladin' in that shop. It be lookin a wee bit small for doin aerials and 360s in.
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:30 pm

Shiver me timbers. Nex think ya knows th' scalawags'll be puttin up soines fer no drinkin.
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:07 am

Oi saye we sink 'em ta thee briney deep, lads an wenches!
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Cabin Wench on Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:59 am

I would just love to see their faces if we turned up to protest in full pirate gear! :wink:
What sort of place is it anyway?
Would any self-respecting pirate want to go there?
I mean is there grog or any (gender non-specific) strippers?
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:16 am

Wot would a Pirate be doin in a shoppe anyway...he'd ave smuggled in everyfing he needs weeks ago.
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:14 am

Aarrgh! Oi rekon we rollarrrgh skatin' Pirates should take revenge! Along wiv aarrrrghh bicycling dogs!

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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Cabin Wench on Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:04 am

Let us be charitable!
Perhaps the owner was scared by a parrot when young or had a bad rash experience from stubble.
Let us enquire as to the origin and extent of their prejudice.
Then we will blast the scurvy dog outta th water!
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Capn Tayth on Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:35 am

Oi loike that plan!
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Cabin Wench on Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:14 am

Th' first thin we has to no is where this shop be anchored.
If it be too far from the shor then does enywun av a really big set o weels so us cn toe th ship close enuff to fire?
Us doesn't want t luk silly boi thretenin calamitty then not avin th canons to back it up.
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby lankplank123 on Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:52 am

:( 8) :? :) :D :x :cry: wow
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Re: Anti-Piratism

Postby Cabin Wench on Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:21 am

Lankplank yu look as if yu is confuoosed.
Eiver drink a lot mor or a lot less grog an see if yu can work owt ow yu is feelin.
Us pirates av t try an luk a bit feerc an that cryin don't help!
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