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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:08 am

Rainswept wrote:
black bart wrote:Gulp...those are particularly well fitting jeans.


I disagree, I'd like to see her take them off.

I dunno, I'd like to see her walk around a bit with them on, and then walk around a bit with them off before I make up my mind.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:21 pm

Haz enywun numeenatid me yit !?
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:46 am

Auntie Blackbeard wrote:Haz enywun numeenatid me yit !?


wee wuz gunna sa-price yu, Auntie..& cood wee 'ope fer a bitte moor clee'vaj?
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:57 am

I've seen enough of Auntie mateys...when she bent over ta pick up a dropped Fish Head on me deck! :?
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:56 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Rainswept wrote:
black bart wrote:Gulp...those are particularly well fitting jeans.


I disagree, I'd like to see her take them off.

I dunno, I'd like to see her walk around a bit with them on, and then walk around a bit with them off before I make up my mind.

I'd like to see her do a few leg-stretching exercises just to test the quality of the jeans, and then do the same thing with them off to see how she does without them.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:43 pm

FaithfulPirate42 wrote:I can't believe I forgot about this one

Elisha Cuthbert

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I now have to change my shirt too, as it's covered in drool.



NOOOOOOOOO!

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Elisha Cuthbert !

Oi 'ate 'er !

Well , not reely .

Mebbe oi dispiss 'er a wee bit cuz she be almos' a twin fer me ole troo luv frum twunny yers past .

An oi has nay herd frum me " Elisha " fer almos two yers , oi feer thee worse , thet be, oi will neffer see her agin *sob *.

ARRRRRRRRRRRGH AUNTIE ! Be 'specting me ta drop by thee Nest fer copious amounts ove grog *sob* .
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:16 am

I would kill or die for a girlfriend like her character in Girl Next Door. Hot, fun, and easily able to make me do things I never would on my own. Oh, and hot again.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rainswept on Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:49 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Elisha Cuthbert !

Oi 'ate 'er !


Yeah... I'd eat her too, man.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rainswept on Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:10 pm

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So, I just found out Tiger Woods' wife has a twin sister. Oh, man...
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:49 pm

Rainswept wrote:So, I just found out Tiger Woods' wife has a twin sister. Oh, man...

Imagine what being married to her would be like:
"Why can't you be a billionaire like my sister's husband? He just bought her another yacht last week, and all we have is this stupid rubber dinghy!"
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby nicci :) on Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:55 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Rainswept wrote:o, I just found out Tiger Woods' wife has a twin sister. Oh, man...

Imagine what being married to her would be like:
"Why can't you be a billionaire like my sister's husband? He just bought her another yacht last week, and all we have is this stupid rubber dinghy!"

*laughing* ... Here, allow me to top up your glass to overflowing. See? now it's only a little bit empty *cheeky grin*

Those are great portraits though, no? Anyone any idea of who's winning?
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Jessica on Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:51 am

Alec Baldwin when he was younger.

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:26 am

That's yet another, albeit heavily disguised, RABBIT AVATAR!!!!!! :x
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Jessica on Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:58 pm

black bart wrote:That's yet another, albeit heavily disguised, RABBIT AVATAR!!!!!! :x



Who, me? No way.... Image

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rainswept on Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:06 am

black bart wrote:That's yet another, albeit heavily disguised, RABBIT AVATAR!!!!!! :x



I don't see this issue, I love rabbits, they're delicious.

Some of them in different ways from others, however...

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