Career advice for the little blaggards

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

I av tried to learn sword fighting but I don't av a wii and me cat is no real use at swinging a cutlass for practice(largely cos he's dead).
Also lack of a sword may prove a problem.
Can I use a cucumber for sparring purposes?

Why shore ye kin !

Thay all stirt runnin' thee momint oi whip owt me cucumber an' flail et at 'em !!

Uh foine choyce missy !

[Cabin Wench]

Aargh this be promisin!
So I should get me spamingo on me shoulder ,grab me cucumber in me hand .load up the spam and set sail for the southern seas! (Wiv plenty og grog aboard of course)
The only problem I can see in this foin plan be that I is not to sure yet of these ear nautical terms like "SOUTH".
Arown ear the tradishonal way t navigate be "Turn left at The Captain's Rest and strate on to the Brown Cow then rite to the Admiral Cloudesley Shovell" an loik that!
Be there many taverns at sea?

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Arroha, CW! ye bee a bitte un-sir-tin wharr SOUTH izzat? wull, stoppe bye da Admiral B.* dis weeke sumtoime an' mee anna croo uv Eunice wille drawe ye a mappe (wee navvie-gate by da starres, yunno, so hexpec' a lotta shining dottes an' glowynge duste-clouds t'be us'ed fer vizz-youall effec'..butte noe worriez,if'n itte's SOUTH ye wantes, itte's SOUTH ye gettes!)

*dis toime, drynkes bee onne DaveL's tabbe..

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, oi've had enuff o' the blaggards stickin' tharr drinks on me tab. Oi be gladde DaveL be pickin up the slack nooadayes.

[Cabin Wench]

Aargh!
The old Admiral Benbow- that be foin-I cud foind tha' with me old tavern navigation system.
Oi will soon be off t' th' South Seas! I'll get the first round in as thanks f' yer elp to a newbie!
I wus just wundering 'ow yu makes the little stars glow onna map! It be not raydeo aktiv be it?
cos iffn it be how cn I protect meself from the invisible evil spirits which I understand come off it and attack yer naughty bits?

[PantyGnawer]

Yarr, oi've had enuff o' the blaggards stickin' tharr drinks on me tab. Oi be gladde DaveL be pickin up the slack nooadayes.

Hawt!

Nice job Dan!

[black bart]

Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh...below deck lads...he's got a new avatar an it b the dreaded ghostly white Rabbit of Caerbannog:

[Cabin Wench]

Bring on the Holy Hand Grenade!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yargh, the fierce rabbit o' thee pointy teef. Menee a toime oi's gorn up in arrms to that creechure.

Evaid iffen ye kin.

[Cabin Wench]

All together now- thou shalt count up to ....

[black bart]

Why is it only me an Mad Willium has speech bubbles in our havatars?...must be a sign o madness!

[Cabin Wench]

The second sign is wondering about it.

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Rabbit avatars. Now that's what Oi'm talkin about

[Cabin Wench]

Yers ...
Perhaps it is just a little strange having a bunny rabbit as an avatar?!
It is not really an obvious choice for a pirate but what do I know?! Maybe there were loads of bunny pirates and the record of them has been suppressed.
I just wonder how they do with the climbing up the rigging?- and can they hold their tankard of grog?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yargh, we holds it in our lil handy-wandies, ye knoe?