Career advice for the little blaggards

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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:11 pm

Cabin Wench wrote:I av tried to learn sword fighting but I don't av a wii and me cat is no real use at swinging a cutlass for practice(largely cos he's dead).
Also lack of a sword may prove a problem.
Can I use a cucumber for sparring purposes?


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Thay all stirt runnin' thee momint oi whip owt me cucumber an' flail et at 'em !!

Uh foine choyce missy !
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench on Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:06 pm

Aargh this be promisin!
So I should get me spamingo on me shoulder ,grab me cucumber in me hand .load up the spam and set sail for the southern seas! (Wiv plenty og grog aboard of course)
The only problem I can see in this foin plan be that I is not to sure yet of these ear nautical terms like "SOUTH".
Arown ear the tradishonal way t navigate be "Turn left at The Captain's Rest and strate on to the Brown Cow then rite to the Admiral Cloudesley Shovell" an loik that!
Be there many taverns at sea?
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:55 am

Arroha, CW! ye bee a bitte un-sir-tin wharr SOUTH izzat? wull, stoppe bye da Admiral B.* dis weeke sumtoime an' mee anna croo uv Eunice wille drawe ye a mappe (wee navvie-gate by da starres, yunno, so hexpec' a lotta shining dottes an' glowynge duste-clouds t'be us'ed fer vizz-youall effec'..butte noe worriez,if'n itte's SOUTH ye wantes, itte's SOUTH ye gettes!)

*dis toime, drynkes bee onne DaveL's tabbe.. :wink:
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:06 am

Yarr, oi've had enuff o' the blaggards stickin' tharr drinks on me tab. Oi be gladde DaveL be pickin up the slack nooadayes.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench on Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:02 am

Aargh!
The old Admiral Benbow- that be foin-I cud foind tha' with me old tavern navigation system.
Oi will soon be off t' th' South Seas! I'll get the first round in as thanks f' yer elp to a newbie!
I wus just wundering 'ow yu makes the little stars glow onna map! It be not raydeo aktiv be it?
cos iffn it be how cn I protect meself from the invisible evil spirits which I understand come off it and attack yer naughty bits?
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:23 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Yarr, oi've had enuff o' the blaggards stickin' tharr drinks on me tab. Oi be gladde DaveL be pickin up the slack nooadayes.


Hawt!

Nice job Dan!
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:21 am

Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh...below deck lads...he's got a new avatar an it b the dreaded ghostly white Rabbit of Caerbannog:

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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench on Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:44 am

Bring on the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:15 am

Yargh, the fierce rabbit o' thee pointy teef. Menee a toime oi's gorn up in arrms to that creechure.

Evaid iffen ye kin.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench on Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:38 am

All together now- thou shalt count up to ....
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:59 am

Why is it only me an Mad Willium has speech bubbles in our havatars?...must be a sign o madness!
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench on Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:16 am

The second sign is wondering about it.
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby DaveL on Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:24 pm

YArrrrr...

Rabbit avatars. Now that's what Oi'm talkin about :D
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Cabin Wench on Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:35 pm

Yers ...
Perhaps it is just a little strange having a bunny rabbit as an avatar?!
It is not really an obvious choice for a pirate but what do I know?! Maybe there were loads of bunny pirates and the record of them has been suppressed.
I just wonder how they do with the climbing up the rigging?- and can they hold their tankard of grog?
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Re: Career advice for the little blaggards

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:51 am

Yargh, we holds it in our lil handy-wandies, ye knoe?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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