Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

[black bart]

*Aaaarrgh, fumbles with pistols in Black Beard style Bandolier with fourteen pistols stuffed in it...drops pistols, shoots four of me own crew, draws cutlass and challenges everyone to a big Pirate fight*

[pieces o'nine]

* considders shootin meself wiv me oan pistols, at thee mirror thought ov wadin fru Cronan-knows-ow-menny payges ov this koinde ov foolishness 'ere in pyrates *

* drinkes a Capns Deloight -- an slips thee Brasso Chaser t'me rein-vulcher 'ed-dress t'perk hit hup a bit -- an foires a volly ov unpayde barrrgh tabbes at Black Bart *

[black bart]

(Aaarrrgh...I wasn't suspectin thee bar tabs so soon in thee battle)...*catches bartabs full in thee moosh an falls backwards over the table into the ample wobblin chest o Big Brenda...phew*

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Pulls Big Brenda oot from unnerneaf Bartie, lets 'im fawl thee 9 meeter drop ta thee bottim*

[black bart]

*recovers poise and smashes bottle of Captain's Delight over DTH's bonce (empty bottle o course)*

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Cawls Bartie a wuss an' smashis a reel wun o'er his heid*

[pieces o'nine]

* Orders a round ov Cap'ns Deloights wiv Brasso Chaysers fer evvirwun in thee 'owse *

* Puts hit on DTH's tabbe *

* Fyres a neer-leethal volly ov frozan Fish Head Stoo Pot Pyes at Dan an thee crewe ov thee YouNeice *

[black bart]

*drags Zankou in orf the street an makes in talk loik a lanlubber in front o the benbow reglars*

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Sits doon ta watche thee showe*

[Zankou 2.0]

*drags Zankou in orf the street an makes in talk loik a lanlubber in front o the benbow reglars*

What's weird is that i didn't find this thread until after you posted this.


YOU BUGGERS STOLE MY THREAD IDEA.


*JABS CUTLASS INTO BLACK BART'S BUTTOCKS*

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Slashes Zanky in harf*