Career advice for the little blaggards

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Argh, oi got the latest CroNav, it has a bit o' Spam inna little pouch attatch'd ta it that, iffen ye git trapped by Cronan, ye jus' chuck a bit innis gapin' maw an' sail away moighty fast.

Werks a dreem, oi tells ye.

[Cabin Wench]

Ooh! Ooh! I want one! I want one!
A spamingo on the shoulder would be just the thing to finish me look and to defend against any loose rein-vultures!
Please your greatnesses -where can a newbie foind out about Cronan?
I feel all unprepared for the sea faring loife with such hignorants surrounding me

[black bart]

Ooh! Ooh! I want one! I want one!
A spamingo on the shoulder would be just the thing to finish me look and to defend against any loose rein-vultures!
Please your greatnesses -where can a newbie foind out about Cronan?
I feel all unprepared for the sea faring loife with such hignorants surrounding me

Aaarrrrgh there be many terrible Tales of Cronan in thee 'Far Fetched Anecdotes of the Sea' thread. many's the poor soul wots tried ta find Cronan's Treasure...none ave lived ta tell the tale.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Argh me foine little wenchikins, ye be an earnarst wun, but oi warns ye. Foindin' out bowt Cronan be a dangermouse business. 'Cuz ye see, ye dun foind out bowt Cronan, Cronan foinds owt bowt ye.

But tharr be a foo Annals O' Cronan heare.

[Cabin Wench]

I may be gone some time....
By th' looks of it the eddicashon of a young pirate be a long job wiv lots of reading to be done.
I never erd that running away to sea t' be a pirate needed so much studying but I suppose us green seamen av always ad to work hard.
About me noo creer:
I'm rather looking forward to the fighting but do I have to climb the riggin in full pirate gear or can I take me at off?

[Cabin Wench]

Aah! Now I unnerstand enough about Cronan to be scared!
I must admit to havin skipped a few of those stories in the middle though.
Do I get penalty points for avoidin work or a hearty congratulations for diving into a good tankard of grog instead ?

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Do I get penalty points for avoidin work or a hearty congratulations for diving into a good tankard of grog instead ?

Umm, lessee..ya 'voided "werke" & gotte t' drynke as welle...full marx, Cabin Wench grrl! ya onlie gettes "pun-altee" poyntes if'n yez gette press-ganged intae werke..(an' oi've gotte hit one goode authori-whosis dat yer nex' several rounds uv Captain's Delight XOs (wif Brasso chaser, natcherully) atte da Admiral Benbough bee on Detective TurtleHolmes tabbe..so, brynge yer croo )

[Cabin Wench]

Great! So all I have to do is navigate me way to th' Benbow an get me spamingo to stay on my shoulder and I shud be foine!
See yoo in th' public bar!
I'll be th' one wiv th' yard of grog an a happy smile!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yargh, me matey! Dun fergit ta put yer drink on summun else's tab!

[black bart]

Aaarrgh...as well as drinkin on someone else's tab ( ) ye can join in the all new Epic Role Playin Pirate Battle to brush up on yer sword skills an stuff.

[Cabin Wench]

I av tried to learn sword fighting but I don't av a wii and me cat is no real use at swinging a cutlass for practice(largely cos he's dead).
Also lack of a sword may prove a problem.
Can I use a cucumber for sparring purposes?

[black bart]

I av tried to learn sword fighting but I don't av a wii and me cat is no real use at swinging a cutlass for practice(largely cos he's dead).
Also lack of a sword may prove a problem.
Can I use a cucumber for sparring purposes?

Cucumber...er...ave ye got any Tuna ta go wiv it lass?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, ye kin, but dun werk yerself up aboot not bein' abull ta weeld a blaid. Bartie cannae e'en holde a cutlass by the rite end!

[Cabin Wench]

I cud try fishin off the arbour wall but I fink they is too fast for me.
I have eard that they tuna do swim into little tins -like them ermit crabs.
This might slow em down enough for me to catch them.
Any idea of wot waters these tuna be found in ?

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Arroha, Cabin Wench...lookynge fer tuna, ya? welle, off mee 'home islands ( Hawai'i), wee gots tuna wot wee calle "ahi" (Whyan fer "beeg feesh mo' bettah wit' poi an' jellied SPAM"..wee gette a lotta werke outta a few letters!)..swynge yer shippe t' da South Pacific an' we'll share summat wiv ya..butte, pliz brynge yer owne SPAM--wee no much like share dat...(keedeeng, CW, da SPAM hincluded wit' da ahi & poi)