Lego Pirates are BACK!

[VHSBD]

http://pirates.lego.com/en-us/default.aspx

I propose that Lego Pirates, and all Lego for that matter be His Noodelyness' favored toy.

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, heare be a lego dee-oar-ama ov a Barrrt Hindustrees cabbin bouy delivverin a "fresh" batch ov Fish Head Stoo Tayke-Out t' a shippe docked at Portsmouth.
(Delivveries garrot-teed in 30 dayes oar yer munny back!)

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

AUE!! wee gotte "Lego-land Cally-funny-ya" notte more'n 2 leagues from mee 'umble habode..oi wuz wunderin' w'y, on windee daze, da eau d' ragout de tete du poisson cometh frae dat die-rexshun, wiltynge alle inne ittes path..naow oi knowes an' kin stoppe bye fer a baleful bowlful..mahalo VHSBD & C-s-M P.O'N!

[black bart]

Aarrgh in this dioraaghma the Captain of a ship threatens ta blow his own brains out unless Walktheplank stops readin his Long Winded Tale:

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, in this dee-oar-ama, we see thee nooly-minted Capn Cronan bare-ee-yin 'is furst trezhure chest.





No tiss thee arrrghmed munkee wavin a cutlass roight be'iond 'im. This reveille shun 'as hinspoired me t'surge fru thee annals [YARRRGH! *that* don' looke roight!] -- oi meanes thee reckerds -- at Portsmouth Town Hall t'lerne wot becayme ov thee munkee.

[black bart]

Here be Myslef an Pirgella demonstratin how ta prepare ye fish for ye Fish Head Stew:

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrr! Here be DaveL showin orf 'is first "big cannon".

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Here be Myslef an Pirgella demonstratin how ta prepare ye fish for ye Fish Head Stew:

Stylle pillagynge WTP's wigge supplies, oi sees..wif yer colourynge, Pirgella, ye'd bee ee-ffen moor seduckda-whosis as a blonde (& Bart, mee bruddah, lippe rouge isnae subby-sty-toot fer brooshink yer teef!)

[black bart]

Be thar no end to thee daftness...here be the Aztecs wot I sold me mammy to:

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrr. 'Ere be me crewe, doin sum werke on me 'ouse durin' thee orf seezin.

[PantyGnawer]

Be thar no end to thee daftness...here be the Aztecs wot I sold me mammy to:

A couple of them aztecs seem tah be holdin Bongs!

[black bart]

Arrrr, that probably explains why dey been seein Two Headed Serpents!

[frenchcowlol96]

I used to have the set but alas it was destroyed by my little brother and sister

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrr, frenchcowlol96, sell them littel blaggards t'thee Azteks loike ole Bart dun. That'll teeche 'em t'mess wif yer fings.

[black bart]

Be this Nef Yoo Blackbeard ven he grows up?