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Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Argh, this be a good oidea! We kin impart our Wisdim an' Hexperiyence an' sech.
Well, oi've got a few nuggets o' Advice fer the wee yungstarrs:
1. Nivvir eat beans afore a battle, for when ye be swingin' onna the enemies' deck wit' yer cutlass in yer teef meens ye could shoot roight ova tharr bloody ship!
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote: 2. Ye dun' hold the sharp end ove the cutlass, ye hold the safe end!
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote: 3. Be nice to yer Ol' Mam, jus' dun sell 'em to the Aztecs, or ye'll turn out Welsh!
PantyGnawer wrote:Ayyyyy Bartie! Ow do thee party poppers on yer chest come hinto play durin yer raidin parties?
Inner Child wrote:'ere should be special courses teaching us beginners how to tell a schiavona frem a cutlass. 'ere ain't even a word fer cutlass in me native language. In culture 'tis coded that a poirate uses a rapier.
Any oideas on 'ow to persuade ye ol' folks frem giving ye a sabre?
pieces o'nine wrote:Fer wot hits werf, Inner Child, DTH's granny dint rilly giv'im a sabre. She giv'im a spork an he dint no thee diffrints huntil 'e henrolled in thee Portsmouth Pyrate Publicke High School.
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