Ubi Dubium,
So sorry about the gender thing. How truly embarrassed I am. When I referenced the Creationist Museum, I meant the one in Kentucky. I don't know how DC got in there. I must have had something else on my brain.
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Re: The FSM Gnostic Texts
by The Impaler on Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:48 pm
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Re: The FSM Gnostic Texts
by black bart on Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:15 am
Ubi Dubium wrote:Thanks ET. Maybe sometime I should get a more female-ish avatar. Or just get to 5000 posts, so I can get a prophet title like "Mother Ulterior" or something.
I was supposed to get a new moniker myself (Resident Weevil) but for some reason the powers that be got all lazy about the new titles. I shall try to give them a kick up the proverbial as I would love to see you called 'Mother Ulterior' or whatever gets voted for...you have to enter the Temple of Prophets and all that. I will tell them (moderators etc) that the people have spoken (well only you and myself so far).
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Re: The FSM Gnostic Texts
by black bart on Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:19 am
Sorry, I also meant to mention that we have a Creationist Museum in the UK...here's their website:
http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/
I love the comments on the website.
I haven't been to visit the museum yet...too busy visiting Madame Fifi's.
http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/
I love the comments on the website.
I haven't been to visit the museum yet...too busy visiting Madame Fifi's.
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Re: The FSM Gnostic Texts
by Roy Hunter on Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:13 am
black bart wrote:Sorry, I also meant to mention that we have a Creationist Museum in the UK...here's their website:
http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/
I love the comments on the website.
I haven't been to visit the museum yet...too busy visiting Madame Fifi's.
OMFSM! They really are Creationsists! They mis-spelt Portsmouth!
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Re: The FSM Gnostic Texts
by black bart on Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:28 am
Roy Hunter wrote:black bart wrote:Sorry, I also meant to mention that we have a Creationist Museum in the UK...here's their website:
http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/
I love the comments on the website.
I haven't been to visit the museum yet...too busy visiting Madame Fifi's.
OMFSM! They really are Creationsists! They mis-spelt Portsmouth!
That dinosaur cracks me up as well. Has anyone from the UK been to visit yet? I could get there myself quite easily if anyone wants an in depth report.
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Re: The FSM Gnostic Texts
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:13 pm
black bart wrote:Ubi Dubium wrote:Thanks ET. Maybe sometime I should get a more female-ish avatar. Or just get to 5000 posts, so I can get a prophet title like "Mother Ulterior" or something.
I was supposed to get a new moniker myself (Resident Weevil) but for some reason the powers that be got all lazy about the new titles. I shall try to give them a kick up the proverbial as I would love to see you called 'Mother Ulterior' or whatever gets voted for...you have to enter the Temple of Prophets and all that. I will tell them (moderators etc) that the people have spoken (well only you and myself so far).
I'll eventually be putting in for one, too - Orbital Oddball, Ultimate Sauce Inspector, Gimpy Old Bastard - something along those lines. Still got a ways to go, though.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The FSM Gnostic Texts
by Cardinal Fang on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:38 pm
black bart wrote:Roy Hunter wrote:black bart wrote:Sorry, I also meant to mention that we have a Creationist Museum in the UK...here's their website:
http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/
I love the comments on the website.
I haven't been to visit the museum yet...too busy visiting Madame Fifi's.
OMFSM! They really are Creationsists! They mis-spelt Portsmouth!
That dinosaur cracks me up as well. Has anyone from the UK been to visit yet? I could get there myself quite easily if anyone wants an in depth report.
We really need to organise a UK Pastafarian field trip. I'm in Oxford, I could get to Portsmouth.
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Re: The FSM Gnostic Texts
by Ubi Dubium on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:50 pm
Bart, thanks for that link. It's truly a repository of weapons-grade stupid. If anybody does manage to make a field trip, please post pictures! The closest I can get to Portsmouth is Portsmouth, Virginia.
Oh, and Bart, you'll always be Resident Weevil to me!
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Re: The FSM Gnostic Texts
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:58 pm
I drove through Portsmouth, New Hampshire last Sunday. Maybe we should have a remote-linked field trip, everyone goes to the nearest Portsmouth and drinks heavily.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The FSM Gnostic Texts
by black bart on Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:39 am
Cardinal Fang wrote:
We really need to organise a UK Pastafarian field trip. I'm in Oxford, I could get to Portsmouth.
CF
That is a great idea. The Black Spot and I have talked about it before. I'll have a word with him and get back to you. There's all the ship stuff to see in Portsmouth as well.
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