What year did the FSM create the world?

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Re: What year did the FSM create the world?

Postby joeybsmash on Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:53 pm

perhaps the world has not been created yet. all that is could probably be explained by a drunken fantasy of His. Perhaps by next Thursday FSM will sober up and finally get around to creating the universe.
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His Noodly Calendar

Postby fajro on Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:14 am

thegoddessofbob wrote:I know that scripture states that it was created in four days, but when?

I propose that it was in 1970 (meaning that it would currently be year 37 in His Noodly Calendar). Anybody that claims to have lived before then is a liar and a heretic.

Any thoughts?


His Noodly Calendar?

What kind of calendar is that? Lunar? Perpetual?

We should adopt the "World Calendar" instead the creationist calendar. :wink:

Somebody in Wikipedia wrote:After World War II the new-formed United Nations continued efforts of its predecessor, the League of Nations, to establish a new calendar but postponed the issue after a veto from the USA, which was mainly based upon concerns of religious groups about the proposed days out of the week cycle.

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Re: What year did the FSM create the world?

Postby pavlovsdog on Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:06 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:First, you must note that time is an arbitrary concept. I would say that the FSM did not create the universe in a particular year, but created it at the beginning of duration.

I believe this is correct , and I also believe the FSM can stretch and compress time like an Accordian player. With the volume turned way down.
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Re: What year did the FSM create the world?

Postby Angel-Hair Archmage on Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:47 am

The time is forgotten cus FSM was drunk while creating the universe, so he probably lost track of time and justed started at 1.
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Re: What year did the FSM create the world?

Postby PirateFishWorshipper on Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:33 pm

He created the world five thousand years ago. It is in the Gospel.
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