Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun

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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:26 am

Aaaarrrrgh, I nevver thought o that...we'll ave ta be careful wiv the naked flames aboard shype from now on.

Nuffin wrong wiv 'naked old flames' but ye knows wot I mean.
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun

Postby Cabin Wench on Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:26 am

Yu mean t' put plants like cabbage in the FHS? We may be in a reses-shun but be thatte any reasone for poisonin th crew wiv green things? Otha than the fish heads o corse! Shorely things ain't so bad yu is redooced to ealthy eetin is yu?
Yu will giv us piratesa bad name iffn yu start that- soon yu will be stoppin walkin th planke for kiddies an keel haulin wivout a hard hat!
Since these ear financial pirates from the banks as stacked their booty in off-shore akk ownts it stands t reason they be on ships just waiting for the enterperising pirate to find! There be the cewer fo all our munny problems!
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:01 am

Aye matey, nivver trust dem bankers. I hemployed an accountant once ta sort out me financshul trubbles at Bart Industries. When I went ta see him for is end o year report he told me I should make some himmediate cuts...so I chopped his head orf!
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Re: Piracy hin tha heckonomik reses-shun

Postby Cabin Wench on Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:12 am

Spoken lyke a tru pirate!
I think a word me ol' ma tort me is rite for this-she used t' threten t' snickersneese me an I reckon there should be more of it. It seems t meen cuttin open th' innards wiv a sharp nife an is just rite fe thees fynan shoowal sorts.
She wus orlways tuff my ma.
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