Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

[black bart]

It wuz ye birfday, Bartie? Why didnt ye tell me? Oi wooda baked ye a big ol' scone fulla fish head stew for ye!

Be thargh anyfin' oi could do fer ye in loo ove dat?

Yer daft tart Auntie...ye were der all night...most o the toim ye were unconscious in the bilge arter ye drained the Captain's Punch bowl.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Argh.. she is a slackmoinded tavernwench, ain't she?

[pieces o'nine]

It wuz ye birfday, Bartie? Why didnt ye tell me? Oi wooda baked ye a big ol' scone fulla fish head stew for ye!

Be thargh anyfin' oi could do fer ye in loo ove dat?

Yer daft tart Auntie...ye were der all night...most o the toim ye were unconscious in the bilge arter ye drained the Captain's Punch bowl.

Count yer blessins, Bart. Oi heare she wuz gonna jump outta a big tereane ov Fish Head Stewe, shoutin, "Sir Pryze!" Forchunetly, she got 'baked' afore she got 'baked' in thee ontray!

[PantyGnawer]

It wuz ye birfday, Bartie? Why didnt ye tell me? Oi wooda baked ye a big ol' scone fulla fish head stew for ye!

Be thargh anyfin' oi could do fer ye in loo ove dat?

Yer daft tart Auntie...ye were der all night...most o the toim ye were unconscious in the bilge arter ye drained the Captain's Punch bowl.

Wait......

Oi wer passed hout hin tha bilge fer a whoile...

Is that whoi Oi woke hup wif me knickers around.....

Oh dear...........







Oh dear................

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Lessee, Auntie Blackbeard "drained the Captain's Punch Bowl" (nudge, nudge, ), tooke a kwicke kip inna bilge where PG awoke latarrrgh wif 'is knyckers askew---wunner wot reelly 'appen'ed--dis zounds loike a case fer Detective TurtleHolmes..sumbuddy pliz tell 'im t'stoppe worryin' abaht 'is pubbe tabbe an' get dee-teck-tingggg!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Beharghld! Oi 'as come back wit' the storee ta quell yer fears.

Ye see, PG's bin worried about a infeckshin 'ee found on his widdle todger, so the blaggard drank enuff punch an' got 'is curridge up ta arsk Auntie whutta do aboot it.

Oi arsked Auntie whut thee rezults warr, an' she sed she couldnae remmemer.

But oi did summore investigatin'. PG, ye got chlamydia. From Whitey, oi suspickt.

[PantyGnawer]

Beharghld! Oi 'as come back wit' the storee ta quell yer fears.

Ye see, PG's bin worried about a infeckshin 'ee found on his widdle todger, so the blaggard drank enuff punch an' got 'is curridge up ta arsk Auntie whutta do aboot it.

Oi arsked Auntie whut thee rezults warr, an' she sed she couldnae remmemer.

But oi did summore investigatin'. PG, ye got chlamydia. From Whitey, oi suspickt.

Yuuuuu leeeve Whitey outa dis yer scurvey bastard! She was at beyuuty contest dat weekend anie hows!