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Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby black bart on Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:11 am

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Aaarrrgh come in matey's an join me in a virtual grog (or a real one if ye has one at hand).

I has chosen the noice quiet room at the back o The Admiral Benbow for the hocashun...it used ta be the Privvy before the refurb!

Ye can use the hocashun to get sloshed an reminisce over toimes gone by. Sing a few shanties etc etc.

Drinks be on the house o course an Fish Head Stew be a boilin on the copper.

I got Lara Croft comin round fer a few bouts o Tiger stranglin later on:

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:22 pm

Argh, Bartie! Ye 'ad a happy barfday, oi presumes?

Lookie 'ere... oi brought ye a prezzie! (It be a fish head, life size fer ye livin' room wall)
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Now point me to the grog, ye farteater!
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby DaveL on Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:22 pm

YArrrrrrr...

OMG, who made the stew? That looks hideous! Musn't be 'DaveL's country blend'.
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby Phlebas on Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:36 pm

mmmmmmmm........ sleeping wenches.
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:50 pm

Phlebas wrote:mmmmmmmm........ sleeping wenches.

Argh... me ma always sed ta let sleepin' wenches lie.
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby Phlebas on Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:51 pm

I tort dat wuz ye ma?
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:55 pm

Looks loike a spicy batch of FHS!

Tell me, was it any better on the way up?

Happy birfsday to yer!
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:12 am

Arroha, bart! Hit duz mee auld 'eart wunnderz t' see yoo an' The Spot and Cap'n Cronan 2-gevvah..dat'd bee abaht 200 yeeres uv pyratickall hexperry-whosis all inna same room, ya? oi'll see yez in da Admiral B's noo "Room uv Privilege" (or "privvy", as ye said)..an' ta awe-fully fer shoutin' da drinkes!
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby black bart on Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:05 am

OOOOOOOHHHHH Me head! Wot appened...I didn't eat that stuff did I?

Where's me treasure gone?

Who nicked me sleepin wench?

Where be all the grog?

Darn Pirates!
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:16 am

Oi downed much of tha grog, tucked sum hextra FHS inta me pohckhits , and may ave ad a feel er twoo on yer sleepy wench, but I culdn't find the treashur no matter how hard oi looked!
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby black bart on Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:33 am

PantyGnawer wrote:Oi downed much of tha grog, tucked sum hextra FHS inta me pohckhits , and may ave ad a feel er twoo on yer sleepy wench, but I culdn't find the treashur no matter how hard oi looked!


Yer filthy blaggard...an ye a married man!

I fink me treasure got eaten...it were mostly chocolate!
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:29 pm

Arroha, bb..summa dat "choklit" treasure uv yerz gotte used t' visit Madame Fifi's "Virtual Pleasure Parlour"..amazin' wot da wunnerful "dige-ee-tall grrlz" wille doo fer sweets!

(wee wuz gonna arsk if ye wanted t'coom along wif us, but chew were bizzy yakking into da porcelain recepta-whoozis..mebbe nex' toime, ya?)
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:39 pm

OoOOargh... me tummy... alla that chockit...
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:36 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:OoOOargh... me tummy... alla that chockit...


Arroha, DeTH..'ave a tureen uv da lefte-ower FHS, it'll fixe yer toomie-roombles inne noe toime!*


*& wharr iz da "projectile-vomiting" smilie wen yer kneads itte, hmmm??
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Re: Black Bart's Virtual Birthday Party, All Welcome

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:06 am

It wuz ye birfday, Bartie? Why didnt ye tell me? Oi wooda baked ye a big ol' scone fulla fish head stew for ye!

Be thargh anyfin' oi could do fer ye in loo ove dat?
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