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Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:33 pm
Arroha! Aye, that may bee troo, bart, butte 'e happeares t'be wunna dem "metrosexual" kine Daleks..yunno, Savile Row exo-skelly-tonne anna concern fo' personal groomin'? ya kin tell dis kine Dalek from da udda kine by their warre-crye.."metrosexual" Daleks alwaies say "EX-FOLIATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (& they meane it, too!!)
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by pieces o'nine on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:45 am
Yarrgh! Here be a Dalek EXTERMINATIN Sandy Claws...
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by black bart on Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:09 am
pieces o'nine wrote:Yarrgh! Here be a Dalek EXTERMINATIN Sandy Claws...
That's brilliant...I wunder if dey sell daleks in Portsmouth Arrrrghos.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by pieces o'nine on Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:11 pm
black bart wrote:pieces o'nine wrote:Yarrgh! Here be a Dalek EXTERMINATIN Sandy Claws...
That's brilliant...I wunder if dey sell daleks in Portsmouth Arrrrghos.
Oi be ashaymed fer ye, Barrrt.
Ye cant BYE Darlicks, ye leek-smokin blaggarrrd! Ye muss relees 'em frum thee speshul prison shippes an capchur 'em as they hex scapes!
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by Roy Hunter on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:55 pm
How little you know of the Argos in Portsmouth...black bart wrote:Ye cant BYE Darlicks, ye leek-smokin blaggarrrd! Ye muss relees 'em frum thee speshul prison shippes an capchur 'em as they hex scapes!
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:butte 'e happeares t'be wunna dem "metrosexual" kine Daleks.."metrosexual" Daleks alwaies say "EX-FOLIATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (& they meane it, too!!)
Are you insinuating that I'm in some way attracted to urban subway trains? And we do not exfoliate - we're anodised.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:58 pm
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Arroha! Aye, that may bee troo, bart, butte 'e happeares t'be wunna dem "metrosexual" kine Daleks..yunno, Savile Row exo-skelly-tonne anna concern fo' personal groomin'? ya kin tell dis kine Dalek from da udda kine by their warre-crye.."metrosexual" Daleks alwaies say "EX-FOLIATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (& they meane it, too!!)
Ye means loike this?:
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:06 am
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Arroha! Aye, that may bee troo, bart, butte 'e happeares t'be wunna dem "metrosexual" kine Daleks..yunno, Savile Row exo-skelly-tonne anna concern fo' personal groomin'? ya kin tell dis kine Dalek from da udda kine by their warre-crye.."metrosexual" Daleks alwaies say "EX-FOLIATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (& they meane it, too!!)
Ye means loike this?:
cudnae doone it mo' bettah mee owneselfe, DeTH & mahalo nui loa fo' dat!!
RH: oi noe bee hinsinuous-atin' nuffink--hit's welle-knowne metrosexual Daleks loike t' 'ang abaht at Toob Stations, mutterin' fings loike "scroob awee yer troobles? yessssss oi will, mee precioussssss...da reeng, da reeng..." (urps!! oi doo b'leeve oi've mix'ed uppe mee cinematick references..so, ummm..nebber mynde, OK?
)'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by black bart on Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:49 am
Aaarrgh, so dat's wot be inside a dalek:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:57 pm
black bart wrote:Aaarrgh, so dat's wot be inside a dalek:
Damn! Busted again! Hates it, we does, wretched pirate, yesssssssss....
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:01 pm
...but I bet you don't have a picture of a dalek doing the nasty with a subway train, do you?...
(Do you?)
(Do you?)
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:47 pm
Argh, oi does.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:20 pm
black bart wrote:Aaarrgh, so dat's wot be inside a dalek:
OMFSM! dat dere bee da spittin' himmage uv WalkthePlank widdout 'is wigge!
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by black bart on Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:25 am
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:black bart wrote:Aaarrgh, so dat's wot be inside a dalek:
OMFSM! dat dere bee da spittin' himmage uv WalkthePlank widdout 'is wigge!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by DaveL on Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:59 am
Oi though that was Bart at his birthday party after he started hittin the schnapps.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:08 am
YARRR! if zo, den da schnapps bin hittin' 'im back, look!
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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