can I swim in the beer volcano? would it be hot? Can I try to drink the darn volcano dry? can I strip the strippers? how much for a lap dance? is any of the strippers a travestite? can I have ten non travestite strippers dancing on my lap? will they accept being paid with a check? will I have any refund if I pass out during the lap dance?
yes I can swim, even "commando way"
yes it will be warm to the skin but teeth chattering cold in my mouth and innards
yes I can try, for a whole couple of eternities or more
yes, but I can only strip them using my teeth
lap dances are free, anytime, anywhere
I can have as many travestite strippers as I wish. I wish none, thank you.
No I can't. They'd fall from my lap, being so well endowed. three maximun, assuming they are narrowly hugging each other
No checks are accepted in Heaven
If I pass out during lap dance, I'll be made awake in a most sensually explicit form
Omnia mecum porto