Miracles Attributed to FSM

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Miracles Attributed to FSM

Postby Marinara Minister on Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:35 pm

First, let me apologize if this has been covered on another string, and beg the indulgence of the prophets to act as extensions of His Noodly Appendage to point out that string forthwith.

Now on to me real topic. Be there anyone in His great followers that can attribute a miracle to the prayerful beeseeching of FSM? This would go a long way in demonstrating that He is real and must be acknowledged. Too long our dogmatic bretheren have called upon the awesome power of prayer as proof of their deity. I think we should at least be able to point to a few as proof of our Spaghedeity.

I wiggle my fingers in Noodly anticipation of your pastamonials of the greatness of His Noodlyness.
Proof of FSM's Greatness:

"Flying Spaghetti Monster" has thousands, if not dozens, of Spaghetigrams.

"God" has but one: Dog.
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Re: Miracles Attributed to FSM

Postby Elvalia on Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:05 pm

This one time, I was hungry. Very Hungry. So, in proper fashion, I did heat the pot of water while chanting (things like "Ow! Shit that's hot!"), added noodles, etc., etc., and before long, I had spaghetti. FSM be praised, problem solved.
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Re: Miracles Attributed to FSM

Postby Edd on Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:45 am

Elvalia wrote:This one time, I was hungry. Very Hungry. So, in proper fashion, I did heat the pot of water while chanting (things like "Ow! Shit that's hot!"), added noodles, etc., etc., and before long, I had spaghetti. FSM be praised, problem solved.



QFT. Every seving of pasta is a miracle and an affirmation of the FSM's greatness.

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Re: Miracles Attributed to FSM

Postby aslanistheantipasta on Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:57 pm

When I was a boy my I told my mother that I be hungry. She then made me a bowl of Ramen. I felt the presence of the FSM in that bowl.
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Re: Miracles Attributed to FSM

Postby miketheengorged on Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:37 pm

Aye, I believe his Noodliness does toucheth many a college student through the distribution of His holy Ramen.
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Re: Miracles Attributed to FSM

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:11 pm

Every time a scientific experiment produces inconclusive results, that is conclusive evidence that His Noodly Appendage has been interfering. Nothing could possibly be unclear or confusing without His help. All hail the FSM (pesto be upon him) for his bountiful gifts of experimental error!
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Re: Miracles Attributed to FSM

Postby The holy scribe on Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:01 pm

I'm going to srsly start praying to the FSM. (Not joking)
If anything good comes out of it, I'll let you know.
(I think praying to a milk carton has same effect as god, so it will all be a coincidence)
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Re: Miracles Attributed to FSM

Postby Edd on Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:57 am

The holy scribe wrote:I'm going to srsly start praying to the FSM. (Not joking)
If anything good comes out of it, I'll let you know.
(I think praying to a milk carton has same effect as god, so it will all be a coincidence)

Yes, but now you'll be looking for coincidences, so I'm sure you'll find some. Don't forget to report back to us!
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Re: Miracles Attributed to FSM

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:32 pm

I was once cornered by an Evangelical Christian harranging me about my pro-evolution t-shirt.

I started telling him about the FSM and His Noodly Goodness, and the fundie vanished.

Miracle I tell you.

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