How is it that I didn't know about this thread!?!??!?!!
Me, of all people!!
OK, I'm calm, breathe, breathe, calm...
The best pizza in Norridgewock, Maine, is at Fonzo's. Exactly one mile from my house. The best pizza I have yet discovered on Planet Earth is available at Santarpio's Pizza in East Boston, about three miles from where I used to live.