Picking your nose and other evils, privacy in close quarters

[black bart]

Aaarrgh...I has been scuppered by Babs Streisand...

Never mind I still has her nose:

[ken worley]

What really sucks is when quarters get so close, you try to pick yer own nose, and every time ya poke yer
finger upward, someone else's nose gets in yer way.

Freedom rider, me old ex-stowaway(and the slippery devil will forever wear too many faces to ever ID completely, so he must remain a sad legion) used ta say....VDZESDJHBJG*UP:MNLKNJBVUOL!!!!!!111!!, which is about all anyone else can say, with their big nose stuffed on someone's else's own little finger.

Got to a point where I had to wash my own pinkie so many times each day that I hadn 't time to do any swabbing of me own deck.

Thought often of scuttlin' the whole tub an' lettin' her sink.

I guess the problem is as simple as most freebooters.
Enough room to pick your own nose, and all will be well.


Too many noses, and the whole world is a booger.

And that is why mal-de-merci is what keeps the sailors running to the rails to heave up yesterday's offerin's of fish-head stew....post-nasal drip, and an alien motion that never ceases.

..the blackhearted,

[black bart]

What really sucks is when quarters get so close, you try to pick yer own nose, and every time ya poke yer
finger upward, someone else's nose gets in yer way.

Freedom rider, me old ex-stowaway(and the slippery devil will forever wear too many faces to ever ID completely, so he must remain a sad legion) used ta say....VDZESDJHBJG*UP:MNLKNJBVUOL!!!!!!111!!, which is about all anyone else can say, with their big nose stuffed on someone's else's own little finger.

Got to a point where I had to wash my own pinkie so many times each day that I hadn 't time to do any swabbing of me own deck.

Thought often of scuttlin' the whole tub an' lettin' her sink.

I guess the problem is as simple as most freebooters.
Enough room to pick your own nose, and all will be well.


Too many noses, and the whole world is a booger.

And that is why mal-de-merci is what keeps the sailors running to the rails to heave up yesterday's offerin's of fish-head stew....post-nasal drip, and an alien motion that never ceases.

..the blackhearted,

Ha harrrgh...now ye's gettin in the spirit o all things piratey...come an join me an me crew in a good ol shanty about Nose pickin on the High Seas:

From Boston Town we're bound away...Heave Ho
Stick yer pinky up yer nose

When ye pull her down
Ye'll ave a clinker I suppose

Heave away in the mornin

Keep pickin, keep pickin
Till ye've rolled it to a ball

Probe that nostril in the mornin

We're bound for Californi-o.
Ye be bound ta hit a squall

So Heave her out and away we'll go

Repeat until sick.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Oi must've missed the developments on this thread. Arrrr.

Ken do visit us more often, we can see yer got the drift of the pirate threads. We be coverin a few delicate topics in a most piratey way, and we can see that ye be a master of subtlety.

That be a most awkward cabin ye be werkin in there. Oi'd just produce me trusty side arm and tell 'em to clear off, as ye be needin' some privacy.

An Bart, are ye sure that masterpiece doesn't belong in Piratic Poetry? That be pure gold (or is that pure green?)

[black bart]

YArrrr...

Oi must've missed the developments on this thread. Arrrr.

Ken do visit us more often, we can see yer got the drift of the pirate threads. We be coverin a few delicate topics in a most piratey way, and we can see that ye be a master of subtlety.

That be a most awkward cabin ye be werkin in there. Oi'd just produce me trusty side arm and tell 'em to clear off, as ye be needin' some privacy.

An Bart, are ye sure that masterpiece doesn't belong in Piratic Poetry? That be pure gold (or is that pure green?)

I has yo ave been hinspired fer that one matey...yer snozzle does tend ta get full o clinkers in der cold wind wot blows orf the Cape.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

We've got a candy in Oz called 'Clinkers'...

http://www.cadbury.com.au/Products/Suga ... nkers.aspx

Next toime Oi see eat a green one, O'ill be thinkin of you Bart!