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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:08 pm

I'm going to have to quote The Offspring on this one: "If it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, don't try this at home or at all. If it offends you, just don't listen to it." I only wish I could impart the inflection on that last bit.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Katimana on Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:02 am

Restricting beer in The Great Colander in the Sky to those brewed in accordance with the Reinheitsgebot would certainly limit us in terms of selection. There wouldn't be any of my homebrew for starter :x . I would also miss some of the fantastic local brews that may not meet such a measure.

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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:43 am

That's why I believe the beer that is in your glass in FSM heaven is what you happen to want at the time. If Sam Adams is your beverage of choice, then that's what you'll have, same if you happen to like Killian's, a particular microbrew, what have you. Hey, it's heaven, after all. :D

As for George...it wouldn't be heaven if he wasn't there.
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Beer Purity Law

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:19 pm

They said: It is not just a beer, it is social capital, it is heaven! :shellfish:
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:37 pm

It has been said: beer is proof that FSM loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:43 am

RAmen! Whatever fedish you have will be satasfied. :?
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:05 pm

Thanks be to FSM! :worship: :fsm_float:
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:39 am

Most of mine are already being met. I would just like to try a furry thing once with a chick who's into the grey fox costume I'll have in Heaven.
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:37 pm

Ah, Heaven. Where all our good dreams and fine wishes come true. And no one else necessarily has to witness them coming true :D
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:49 am

So... Val... What are yours? I dream of alot of things in Heaven, endless rum, involunerability, lazerbeam projecting eyes, spell check, flame retardant beards fer thu men, women I find attractive shanking eachother for my attention...
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:30 pm

Good booze, good friends, and ways to indulge some of my more psychotic imaginings without consequences. :D
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:39 am

Valanthe wrote:Good booze, good friends, and ways to indulge some of my more psychotic imaginings without consequences. :D

Without consequence... What would you do?
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Valanthe on Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:22 am

Let's just say that when I get really frustrated, I can imagine all the really nasty things I can do to the people who are frustrating me. I tend to keep them to myself since most people would be at least mildly freaked. I know, there's not supposed to be anything frustrating in heaven, but wouldn't it be nice to take out your frustrations on (at least facsimiles) of the people you just can't stand?
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:13 pm

Yar, ya be welcome ta use me cutlass eny toime ya likes. Oi'v sharghpined thu blade fer just such uhkazuns, me lassie. Oi keeps it in thu corner next ta me flint lock.
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Re: Beer purity

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:37 am

Heaven is sounding like your own personal Holodeck. Maybe we just need to go ahead and invent those.
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