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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Valanthe » Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:22 pm

True dat. But Palin's voice makes me wanna hurl.
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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Pastafaggioli » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:29 pm

U Oh! Sarah feels that her religion is being mocked.....Help me out here Pastafarians, but I don't think this helps :fsm:

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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Valanthe » Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:24 am

I'm still trying to figure that one out...
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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Profeta del Pastas » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:45 pm

Sarah Palin scares me shitless and I be one fierce and fearless pirate. If she becomes VP or FSM FORBID she ends up president, the chances of ID being taught in schools will increase dramaticly

By the way, howser daughter get knocked up after being raised under the ideals of abstinence and purity? Palin was obviously unaware of her own daughter' sexual activity. Bristol was hiding it from her. And now she has no choice but to marry this guy and have his baby. Who knows... maybe that's what they want, but even if they didn't, there would be no option otherwise.

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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Pastafaggioli » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:37 am

U Oh! Now it looks as though maybe Al Queda is surfing FSM. They have just announced their support for Palin/McCain as well ......That cannot help either :fsm:

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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby PantyGnawer » Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:14 pm

A couple of links:

Palin claims that the VP is in charge of the senate. This one hurt my brain to watch!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/21/palin-vp-senate/

The daily show goes to Wassilla Alaska and interviews its current mayor. She pretty much admits that the mayor of Wassilla has almost no real power or duties and looks like as big a dumbass as Palin herself.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index ... america-in

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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Valanthe » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:37 pm

It's painful to think that someone who aspires to one of the highest offices in the land could be that brain damaged. :?
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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Pastafaggioli » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:33 pm

After a little living a little haute on the cochon, need to sell some Haute Couture....almost new......Sarah :fsm:

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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Valanthe » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:00 pm

She'd better hurry. I understand that her clothes from the campaign trail are due to be repo'd.
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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Platypus Enthusiast » Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:09 am

I'm hoping she and Bush get together. Can you imagine the children?
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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Valanthe » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:04 pm

Would they be able to breathe on their own?
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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Platypus Enthusiast » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:25 pm

Maybe their retardedness would cancel out and the kids would be supergeniuses.
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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Valanthe » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:19 pm

I don't know about that; she already has one kid with Down's Syndrome.
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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Platypus Enthusiast » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:08 pm

Valanthe wrote:I don't know about that; she already has one kid with Down's Syndrome.

Really? Well I have sympathy for her in that regard, but I still think she's a boob.
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Re: Sarah Palin

Postby Valanthe » Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:19 pm

Oh, undoubtedly. I wish she'd just go away. Unfortunately for the people with intelligence and taste, she and her fans look like they'll be around for a while.
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