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Re: Best Movie Lines
by Valanthe on Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:30 pm
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by HeathenPastafarian on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:15 pm
moodydaniel wrote:Homer, The Simpsons' Movie wrote:SPIDER PIG
SPIDER PIG
Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does
Can he swing
From a web
No he cant
He's a pig
LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!
He is a SPIDER PIG!!
Nice....I've never seen the movie, but that song just sticks in your head....good advertising.
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What a stupid lamb.
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"Comb the desert!" - Spaceballs
-Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow minded bigot.
-Music was her life, the lyrics were her story.
-Be careful what you say, it may remind me of a song that needs to be sung.
-GOT JESUS? I thought you had him....shit!
-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
-My pit bull is my co-pilot.
-To err is human; to ARRGGHHH is pirate!
-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?
-Well behaved women rarely make history.
-Laughter: When a smile has an orgasm
-I'm not so good at the advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-Music was her life, the lyrics were her story.
-Be careful what you say, it may remind me of a song that needs to be sung.
-GOT JESUS? I thought you had him....shit!
-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
-My pit bull is my co-pilot.
-To err is human; to ARRGGHHH is pirate!
-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?
-Well behaved women rarely make history.
-Laughter: When a smile has an orgasm
-I'm not so good at the advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by Capellini on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:25 pm
HeathenPastafarian wrote:"Comb the desert!" - Spaceballs
Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry!
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by PantyGnawer on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:45 pm
"LoneStar!"
"Man, we aint found shit!"
HeathenPastafarian wrote:"Comb the desert!"
"Man, we aint found shit!"
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by Valanthe on Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:25 am
Barf: I'm my own best friend.
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:48 am
We're Men, we're Men in Tights! We roam around the forest looking for fights.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by moodydaniel on Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:56 am
Well, in the Robin Hood theme...
Sherrif Nottingham (Alan Rickman) wrote:You! My room! 10:30 tonight! You, 10:45! ... Bring a friend!"
Our Flyer,
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
RAmen
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
RAmen
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by Valanthe on Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:26 am
From Men in Tights:
Crowd: A black sheriff???!!
Atchoo: Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles, didn't it?
Crowd: A black sheriff???!!
Atchoo: Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles, didn't it?
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by Platypus Enthusiast on Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:24 am
Valanthe wrote:Must submit a correction here:
"It's 104 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
Great one.
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by Valanthe on Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:41 pm
It's been entirely too long since I watched The Blues Brothers. Here's one from Ghostbusters:
Winston: Ray, the next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!
Winston: Ray, the next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by fueledbycoffee on Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:53 pm
Valanthe wrote:It's been entirely too long since I watched The Blues Brothers. Here's one from Ghostbusters:
Winston: Ray, the next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!
Incidentally, that's my friend's favorite line in a movie, ever.
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:29 am
From Predator: "I ain't got time to bleed."
Also from Predator:
Also from Predator:
Billy: I'm scared Poncho.
Poncho: Bullshit. You ain't afraid of no man.
Billy: There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by Rainswept on Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:35 am
fueledbycoffee wrote:Valanthe wrote:It's been entirely too long since I watched The Blues Brothers. Here's one from Ghostbusters:
Winston: Ray, the next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!
Incidentally, that's my friend's favorite line in a movie, ever.
One of mine too. The best part of it is if you watch the scene, Venkman's behind him nodding yes.
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by Valanthe on Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:02 pm
That's one quote you can ramble off without mentioning the source, and most people know where you got it. It's also one my roleplaying group can apply to any number of situations that come up in our games. 
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Re: Best Movie Lines
by Cricket on Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:42 am
From Predator: "I ain't got time to bleed.
I like the next line better - Poncho, smirking..."You got time to duck?"
Empusa's crew, so naked-new they may not face the fire,
But weep that they bin too small to sin to the height of their desire,
(Kipling)
But weep that they bin too small to sin to the height of their desire,
(Kipling)
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