Beer purity

[Valanthe]

I'm going to have to quote The Offspring on this one: "If it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, don't try this at home or at all. If it offends you, just don't listen to it." I only wish I could impart the inflection on that last bit.

[Katimana]

Restricting beer in The Great Colander in the Sky to those brewed in accordance with the Reinheitsgebot would certainly limit us in terms of selection. There wouldn't be any of my homebrew for starter . I would also miss some of the fantastic local brews that may not meet such a measure.

George Carlin could always satarise other heavens - as everybody's heaven is unique, he would have a limitless amount of raw material to work with.

[Valanthe]

That's why I believe the beer that is in your glass in FSM heaven is what you happen to want at the time. If Sam Adams is your beverage of choice, then that's what you'll have, same if you happen to like Killian's, a particular microbrew, what have you. Hey, it's heaven, after all.

As for George...it wouldn't be heaven if he wasn't there.

[Andrey Kurtenkov]

They said: It is not just a beer, it is social capital, it is heaven!

[Valanthe]

It has been said: beer is proof that FSM loves us and wants us to be happy.

[Pirate Johnson]

RAmen! Whatever fedish you have will be satasfied.

[Valanthe]

Thanks be to FSM!

[Pirate Johnson]

Most of mine are already being met. I would just like to try a furry thing once with a chick who's into the grey fox costume I'll have in Heaven.

[Valanthe]

Ah, Heaven. Where all our good dreams and fine wishes come true. And no one else necessarily has to witness them coming true

[Pirate Johnson]

So... Val... What are yours? I dream of alot of things in Heaven, endless rum, involunerability, lazerbeam projecting eyes, spell check, flame retardant beards fer thu men, women I find attractive shanking eachother for my attention...

[Valanthe]

Good booze, good friends, and ways to indulge some of my more psychotic imaginings without consequences.

[Pirate Johnson]

Good booze, good friends, and ways to indulge some of my more psychotic imaginings without consequences.

Without consequence... What would you do?

[Valanthe]

Let's just say that when I get really frustrated, I can imagine all the really nasty things I can do to the people who are frustrating me. I tend to keep them to myself since most people would be at least mildly freaked. I know, there's not supposed to be anything frustrating in heaven, but wouldn't it be nice to take out your frustrations on (at least facsimiles) of the people you just can't stand?

[Pirate Johnson]

Yar, ya be welcome ta use me cutlass eny toime ya likes. Oi'v sharghpined thu blade fer just such uhkazuns, me lassie. Oi keeps it in thu corner next ta me flint lock.

[Ubi Dubium]

Heaven is sounding like your own personal Holodeck. Maybe we just need to go ahead and invent those.