Why we need weekly services

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Why we need weekly services

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:29 pm

Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

"With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl."
-ProvHerbs 3:35
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Re: Why we need weekly services

Postby Edd on Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:39 pm

From the same article:
Dr. Harold G. Koenig, founder and co-director of the Center for Spirituality, Theology and Health at Duke University Medical Center, called the new research "a very well-done study that provides good, well-controlled evidence that religious attendance is related to lower mortality."


Can you say ‘biased’?

I’d like to see a study that includes other weekly social activities.
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Re: Why we need weekly services

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:03 am

Yes, it is palpable that all is true - since the FSM enter in my heart and stomach, my health is obviously improving, and I am safe, happy, and loved. Ramen!
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En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Re: Why we need weekly services

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:12 am

A steady diet of spaghetti is very healthy.
Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

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