Weevil-isms

[black bart]

Anyone know where ye can get hold o edible weevils?

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Oi finks M&S is gettin' 'em in fo' da holidaze...looke fer "Weevil-in-aspic", "Weevils-avec-choclat" & the ever-popular "Tandoori-Weevil-with-Nuclear-Curry-Sauce"...*

*we no gots M&S heere, so we make do wit' "Weevils-in-Terry's-Icky-Sauce" (comes wit' poi an' SPAM..mmmmmmmm )

[DaveL]

Anyone know where ye can get hold o edible weevils?

YArrrr...

I saw a few things in Japan that would raise yer eyebrows, but weevils didn't get a look-in over there.

Needless to say, Oi nearly starved while Oi wuz there!

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Arroha, DaveL..yarr, oi sees yez avvie bee a bit less..uh..pneumatic as welle..best ye gette back onna SPAM/Vegemite/VB diet soonest, mah bruddah!

[DaveL]

Justin Weev-ber

[black bart]

I wonder what old Dan (dat haole dude) is up to these days he was a great guy...

Weevil never know.

[DaveL]

One day we-vil find out

[Roland Deschain]

Vot is your name? Vot is your name? We vill keep asking until you tell us.

[daftbeaker]

That was a weevilly bad pun

[DavidH]

Weevil not be amused. Queen Victoria.

[Roland Deschain]

Bad puns rule!

We vill go on to the end, we vill fight in France,
We vill fight on the seas and oceans,
We vill fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we vill defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
We vill fight on the beaches,
We vill fight on the landing grounds,
We vill fight in the fields and in the streets,
We vill fight in the hills;
We vill never surrender

[black bart]

It's weevily weevily sunny today.

[Ubi Dubius]

Weevils wobble, but they don't fall down.

[DavidH]

As they wobble, they sing "we-vill, weevil not be moved".

[Ham Nox]

I'm a weevil noivous. Should I imagine evwyone in theiw undeweaw?