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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL » Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:28 am

The Larvas Prayer

Our larva who art in biscuit...
Hallowed be thy taxonomical classification...
Thy beetle come...
Thy will be dung...
On grains as it is in ships hold...
GIve us this day our daily biscuit...
And forgive us our transgressions into dry storage...
as we forgive those who flyspray against us..
And deliver us from Weevil...
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Roonie » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:22 am

Oi 'ave me mate down from Weeville . . .

Nice lad if oi do say so . . . not a spot o' weevil in 'im

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:31 am

YArrrr...

Donna Summer anyone?

I larva to larva you baby...

When you're laying eggs so close to me
there's no place I'd rather you pupate
than here with me here

I larva to larva you baby...

Do it to me again and again
pupate me in such an awful spin
in a spin

I larva to larva you baby...

Lay your proboscis down real close to me
soothe my mind and set me free
set me free

I larva to larva you baby...

When you're laying eggs so close to me
there's no place I'd rather you pupate
than with me here

I larva to larva you baby...

Do it to me again and again
metamorphose me in such an awful spin
in a spin

I larva to larva you baby...

I larva to larva you baby...

I larva to larva you baby...

Larva to larva you baby baby...

I larva to larva you baby...

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:27 pm

Ye sais yer wanna weevilooshun
Well, yer knowes
We awl wanna chaynge thee bilge.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:59 pm

I am he as you are me and weevil all together
See how they sail like canon balls from a gun, see how they fly
I am drinking

Sitting on fish head, waiting for Dave L to come
Pirate Fish T Shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Aaargh ye've been a naughty cabin boy, you drunk all me rum
I am the bart man (woo) they are the shaven, I look like a Walrus
Aaargh aaargh arrghah

Yellow Green Fish Stew, dripping from a dead dogs mouth
Big Brenda pin up, pornographic priestess
Plank ye've been a naughty boy ye let yer wig fall off
I am the bart man (woo) they are the shaven, I look like a Walrus
Aaargh aaargh arrghah




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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:02 am

That be a luvverly wun, Bart!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:12 am

pieces o'nine wrote:That be a luvverly wun, Bart!


See wot I can achieve when I've had a few...I be a bit loik Samuel Taylor Colleridge on the Laudenum.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:04 am

YArrrr...

The Weevils are just flowin through yer veins. Along with the grog of course.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:12 am

Pest-erday by The Beetles

Pest-erday,
All my Weevils seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in Pest-erday.

Suddenly,
I'm not half the grub I used to be,
There's a spray can hanging over me,
Oh, pest-erday came suddenly.

Why she
Had to pupate I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I ate,
Something wrong, now I long for pester-day.

Pester-day,
playing caterpillar was such an easy game to play,
Now I need to pupate and hide away,
Oh, I believe in pesterday.

Why she
Became a beetle, I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I ate,
Something wrong, now I long for pester-day.

Pester-day,
Larva was such an easy game to play,
Now I need to pupate and hide away,
Oh, I believe in pester-day.

Bzzzz-zzzz-zzzz-zzz-zzz-zzzz-zzz.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:20 am

That's a cracker Dave...I've just bought a keyboard so I'll practise singing it when I've learned to play.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby The Black Spot » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:53 am

I've got a luvverly bunch o' weevil eggs
There they are, all standing on the bread
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer head
Scoff 'em down quick, you'll soon be sick, that's what the doctor said.

OY!

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:02 am

I am an Anobiidae.
I am an Anobiidae.
Don't know what I want
But I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the ships biscuit

Cause I wanna be Anobiidae.
No dogsbody

Anobiidae for Black Bart's galley
The stew is coming ye better be ready
I give a wrong bite in yer Sunday Lunch
Your future dream is a weevil munch

Cause I wanna be Anobiidae.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:43 pm

Yarrrgh!

It be Adam an Steve, not Adam an Weeve!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:25 pm

The Weev of Destruction

The insect world, it is exploding
Plagues a flarin’, flysprays a loadin’
You’re old enough to pupate, but not for infestin’
You don’t believe in laying eggs, but what’s that biscuit you’re totin’
And even Portsmouth Harbour has grain silos for raidin’

But you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
We’re on the Weev
of destruction.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:33 pm

Ye catch moor weevils wiv fishhead stew than wiv vinegarrr.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens


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