by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:35 pm
GAH!!!How is it that I didn't know about this thread!?!??!?!!

Me, of all people!!
OK, I'm calm, breathe, breathe, calm...
The best pizza in Norridgewock, Maine, is at Fonzo's. Exactly one mile from my house. The best pizza I have yet discovered on Planet Earth is available at Santarpio's Pizza in East Boston, about three miles from where I used to live.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."