by HeathenPastafarian on Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:53 pm
Dude, I mean Arrrgghhhh, it took me a mighty fine time to read that. I embarassed myself indeed, however it be hard to plunder an online shop, now wouldn't it?
*(Sorry....my grammar and spelling side of my brain will not let me speak pirate. It's like "J-u-s-t c-a-n-t d-o i-t " (brain struggling with internal dilemna))*

-Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow minded bigot.
-Music was her life, the lyrics were her story.
-Be careful what you say, it may remind me of a song that needs to be sung.
-GOT JESUS? I thought you had him....shit!
-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
-My pit bull is my co-pilot.
-To err is human; to ARRGGHHH is pirate!
-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?
-Well behaved women rarely make history.
-Laughter: When a smile has an orgasm
-I'm not so good at the advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?