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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby BumbleBee on Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:12 pm

black bart wrote:Is 'The Credit Crunch' just an illusion created by the banks to make us think we're poor so they can shrink our bank accounts and profit the difference?


It also gives opportunity for the banks to sack all of their staff... Watch the record profits anyway even though people are losing money left, right and centre
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby Artec on Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:02 pm

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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby Artec on Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:33 pm

Now on the serious side. There are loads of conspiracy theories about a certain date in the future. 13.00.0.0
Which is 21 december 2012. Something with the mayan calender.
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby ken worley on Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:52 pm

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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby BumbleBee on Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:01 am

Artec wrote:Now on the serious side. There are loads of conspiracy theories about a certain date in the future. 13.00.0.0
Which is 21 december 2012. Something with the mayan calender.


I heard a woman talking about this the other night on the radio... It's the last day of the mayan calendar or something?? I'll google it.
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby BumbleBee on Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:11 am

Agh, it's all too wordy, if you google the date there are all these different websites that come up and my brain is too fried to comprehend any of it.
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:47 am

BumbleBee wrote:Agh, it's all too wordy, if you google the date there are all these different websites that come up and my brain is too fried to comprehend any of it.


Read the 'far fetched Annecdotes' from the Pirate thread...that'll unfry your brain...and send you pleasantly to sleep.
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:57 pm

black bart wrote:
BumbleBee wrote:Agh, it's all too wordy, if you google the date there are all these different websites that come up and my brain is too fried to comprehend any of it.


Read the 'far fetched Annecdotes' from the Pirate thread...that'll unfry your brain...and send you pleasantly to sleep.


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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby ken worley on Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:26 pm

"Strange things are afoot at the circled- "K".

I think this fell off my "Allied".
(above)

But I think everything's gonna be allright.
As long as cool heads prevail.

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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby ken worley on Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:43 pm

ken worley wrote:"Strange things are afoot at the circled- "K".

I think this fell off my "Allied".
(above)

But I think everything's gonna be allright.
As long as cool heads prevail.

(nobody tell zankou....he's too excitable)



Curiouser and curiouser... I forgot to embolden the "d" on this post.
It would have been funny if I'd remembered to.

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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:49 am

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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby fueledbycoffee on Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:50 pm

BumbleBee wrote:Agh, it's all too wordy, if you google the date there are all these different websites that come up and my brain is too fried to comprehend any of it.


Ok, supposedly, the Mayan Calendar ends on that date. Because the Mayan Calendar has supposedly predicted significant weather-based events or some shit, people think that "OMGTEHWORLDITPHAILS!," rather than the slightly more rational "Well, maybe the Mayans got bored, or, you know, butchered by disease-ridden Spaniards or something." And so, because of this tiny theory, you know have the Bible Code folks jumping on the wagon, Roland Emmerich making yet another big-budget movie of questionable quality, and a bunch of people running around like nutters.

Me, I'ma call out of work, find the best view, pull up a chair, grab a beer and some pizza, and watch as the entire world drums up a universal combination of "Awwwww.../FUCK YEAH, WE'RE STILL ALIVE"

Now onto another possible conspiracy: My workplace has a poster in the restroom for the Maryland Department of Health & Mental Hygiene. What does that even mean? An entire department devoted to making sure we're not thinking dirty thoughts? Or something even more sinister... total RIGHTTHINK! (Besides, considering I work at a convenience store, with the porn right next to the register, that's entrapment)
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby S'presso on Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:10 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:
BumbleBee wrote:Agh, it's all too wordy, if you google the date there are all these different websites that come up and my brain is too fried to comprehend any of it.


Ok, supposedly, the Mayan Calendar ends on that date. Because the Mayan Calendar has supposedly predicted significant weather-based events or some shit, people think that "OMGTEHWORLDITPHAILS!," rather than the slightly more rational "Well, maybe the Mayans got bored, or, you know, butchered by disease-ridden Spaniards or something." And so, because of this tiny theory, you know have the Bible Code folks jumping on the wagon, Roland Emmerich making yet another big-budget movie of questionable quality, and a bunch of people running around like nutters.

Me, I'ma call out of work, find the best view, pull up a chair, grab a beer and some pizza, and watch as the entire world drums up a universal combination of "Awwwww.../FUCK YEAH, WE'RE STILL ALIVE"

Now onto another possible conspiracy: My workplace has a poster in the restroom for the Maryland Department of Health & Mental Hygiene. What does that even mean? An entire department devoted to making sure we're not thinking dirty thoughts? Or something even more sinister... total RIGHTTHINK! (Besides, considering I work at a convenience store, with the porn right next to the register, that's entrapment)


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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:03 am

Nobody's mentioned Nostradamus yet:

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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:55 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:
BumbleBee wrote:Agh, it's all too wordy, if you google the date there are all these different websites that come up and my brain is too fried to comprehend any of it.


Ok, supposedly, the Mayan Calendar ends on that date. Because the Mayan Calendar has supposedly predicted significant weather-based events or some shit, people think that "OMGTEHWORLDITPHAILS!," rather than the slightly more rational "Well, maybe the Mayans got bored, or, you know, butchered by disease-ridden Spaniards or something." And so, because of this tiny theory, you know have the Bible Code folks jumping on the wagon, Roland Emmerich making yet another big-budget movie of questionable quality, and a bunch of people running around like nutters.

Me, I'ma call out of work, find the best view, pull up a chair, grab a beer and some pizza, and watch as the entire world drums up a universal combination of "Awwwww.../FUCK YEAH, WE'RE STILL ALIVE"

Thank you. It's just another Y2K load of sh!t. If anyone still has a fortafied Y2K shelter, it would be one hell of a church for us!
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