A prayer

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A prayer

Postby The holy scribe on Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:28 pm

The Great and mighty FSM contacted me yesterday! :worship:
In a dream, I was told to bring to you a prayer!

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To you I devote this prayer (pronounced prair)
For you are the only one I care
About enough, to sing a song
That goes on, so very long.

(chorus)
For you are the flying spaghetti monster
You are the only one
You are the light, you are the sun
All other gods were made by a conster
Whose sins without fail, shall be repaid
His beer will be stale, and American made!

There is nothing in life, which I do
That makes me happier than praising you!
And do you know, why I sing?
Of course you do, you know everything!

(Chorus)
Because you are the flying spaghetti monster
All pirates live happily
Others live crappily
Because their gods, were made by a conster!
Whose sins without fail, shall be repaid
His beer will be stale, and American made!

Although I cannot see you, near or far
I know your there, so I say “Arrgh”
For pirate are the ones you picked!
All other people you just kicked
Out of happiness,
They get crappiness,
With your noodly appendage you
Do things nobody else could do

You are the king
So to you we sing

(Chorus)
For you are the flying spaghetti monster
Unlike God’s son,
You know how to have fun
Because he was made by a monster
Whose sins without fail, shall be repaid
His beer will be stale, and American made!
The holy scribe
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