what happens HERE when a pastafarian dies?

[Roy Hunter]

I would suggest that, after whatever organs are viable for transplant, you should leave your body to science. Find out where your local teaching hospital / medical school is and contact them. They always need more cadavers than they can get. If it became the norm for Pastafarians to leave their bodies to the advancement of medical science, we would get thousands of converts from the medical profession.

If you like, you could get your body delivered to the hospital by a bunch of grogged-up pirates in full regalia. I have had the misfortune to meet more than a couple of medical students in my time, and that sort of behaviour would not turn too many heads with them. If someone tries to stop you, it is an infringement of your religious freedom (if Jehova's Witnesses can legally kill their children by refusing blood transfusions, then who could possibly object to a bunch of pissed-up pirates walking around carrying a dead body?).

[S'presso]

I would like to be boiled and served to family and friends with a nice sauce.



Of course, there may be some laws that interfere. Our religion is being repressed by the man!

ACTUALLY cannibalism isn't illegal in the US or Canada. However, most things that accompany cannibalism are. Like... Not properly disposing of a body.. or you know, murder and such

[anickels]

I never thought of it like that. Well, necrophilia isn't illegal either, but apparently it's desecration of a corpse or something. I mean, I don't know anything about that...

[pato1616]

Personally, I'd suggest that the best way to mourn death and simultaneously celebrate the glory of the heaven to which the departed is traveling is to drown your sorrows in beer. Much beer. florentina

[sleppy]

When we Die, 15 zealots of our kind must gather and drink while sitting on us, in full pirate regalia.

'15 men on a dead man's chest. yo ho ho and a bottle of Rum.'

I personaly like this idea would be one but dont know if 15 would all fit on evryone maby taking turns siting or somthing?

but i would have to be noodles and beer thow to extra please the lord fsm i really would want the VIP section of heavon

[Tigger_the_Wing]

I don't want to contribute to global warming. I'd like to be buried in a coffin made of pasta and have a spaghetti bush planted over the top.

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I would like everyone on every forum I frequent to get together and sing the final theme from Portal.

[Oh_Blessed_Pirate]

I'd say we put there coffin on a raft, set the raft on fire and send it off to sea in the direction where Mosey first sailed and was touched by FSM's Noodly Appendages, and then the dead soul shall be recieved by FSM with open appendages in Pastafarian heavan. However if the soul has not followed the 8 I'd really rather you didn'ts than they shall be casted into Hell to live an eternity of stale beer and strippers with V.D, and that Sucks.

[Ubi Dubium]

I would like everyone on every forum I frequent to get together and sing the final theme from Portal.

Oh, no! We had just gotten rid of that song as an earworm (see my thread on "Earworms" on the subject). Now we'll be singing it all over again. Ouch!

Oh, well. Can't be rid of it... "This was a triumph..I'm making a note here, huge success......"

[Linguini-Luigi]

I Suggest Everyone wears their best pirate regalia and then they all toast the deceasesd with grog. After that the strippers must be called in to remind us of the place the dead pirate is going to. The captian must then read a passage from the gospel, or any story of the FSM which was a particular favourite of the dead. We must then place the deceased in a boat (life boat, canoe, mini pirate ship) and set them out to sea (s they can swim with the *pirat* fishes, so to speak) . The pirates/mourners will then proceed to sing 'dead man's chest' and 'really bad eggs'. These celebrations must either take place on a sandy beach or ona pirate ship.