Pirate garb

[reportingsjr]

Where did ye pirates fetch yer garb? I been searchin' the seas (even those blasted oceans!) for some quality garb and I've yet to find shit.

[black bart]

Harrrgh matey...ye steals wot ye can from Woolworths if ye be ashore. I got a luverly pirate outfit...hadmittedly it were for a four year old...but wiv a bit o stretchin it were fine an dandy.

[reportingsjr]

May ye avoid Davy Jones fer yer days!

I be sailin' to port a cannon shot from Woolworth's soon!

[black bart]

SMALL PRINT

The Management accept no responsibility for imprisonment, transportation or death resulting from the mis-use of advise given on the Prate Board.

[The Black Spot]

SMALL PRINT

The Management accept no responsibility for imprisonment, transportation or death resulting from the mis-use of advise given on the Prate Board.

Oi thinks I'd better nick meself some new readin' glasses.

[black bart]

Harrgh...I had ta use me size 000 quill fer that small print...made from the finest hummingbird arse feathers.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Where did ye pirates fetch yer garb? I been searchin' the seas (even those blasted oceans!) for some quality garb and I've yet to find shit.

ARRGGHH!! welcoome aboarrd 'n' yez kin gette yer hooke at "Hookes-R-Us", yer peg-leg from enny dee-sent furniture repaire storre (looke fer a "Foote-matic")..or p'raps wunna dem noo carrrgh-bon fibre/titanium jobbies--butcha gots t'goe t' a "Tri-halfe-elite" emporium t' see a likely selection...hattes?? check bart's "closet uv 'orrible 'attes an' terrible tams" (it's just doon da 'Igh Road from da Admiral Benbough)..da rest uv da geare? yer onne yer owne, bruddah!

[KC Observer]

SMALL PRINT

The Management accept no responsibility for imprisonment, transportation or death resulting from the mis-use of advise given on the Prate Board.

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! Good thing that the "Pirate Board" isn't given a free pass, only the ]"Prate Board."

[pieces o'nine]

Harrgh...I had ta use me size 000 quill fer that small print...made from the finest hummingbird arse feathers.

To kwote Willyum Shaykespearrrgh: "So! in thee nayme ov Jesu Christ, speake lower."

SMALL PRINT

The Management accept no responsibility for imprisonment, transportation or death resulting from the mis-use of advise given on the Prate Board.

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! Good thing that the "Pirate Board" isn't given a free pass, only the ]"Prate Board."

Willyum Shaykespeare agin:
"If thee weevil be an ass an a fool an a prating
coxcomb, be hit meet, fink ye, that we shoode halso,
look ye, be an ass an a fool an a prating
coxcomb? in yer oan conschenss, now?"

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

erm..quoth Kit Marlowe:"Fook dis, Willie..let's be awa' fer sum slappe'n'tickle at Mme. Fifi's"..& reportingsjr, yez myghte trie "DaveL's Cupboarde uv Pyratickal Geare" ('is stuffe is top-notch, 'specially iff'n ye loikes a bit uv pink in yer warde-robe..'e duz a foine bit uv side-bizniz inne cutlasses/dirks/marlin-spykes, as well..)..& when yer donne wit' collectin' da geare, stop by da Admiral B. fer a flagon or 2 'n' brynge yer mates (pieces o' nine bee buyin' ..she's a Mod & they get a bit extra fer bein' alle respectacle-ble 'n' wotnot..)

[pieces o'nine]

...(pieces o' nine bee buyin' ..she's a Mod & they get a bit extra fer bein' alle respectacle-ble 'n' wotnot..)

Wot! Well, oi nivvir! That kyne ov care haktor assassinayshun belongs in thee Pyrate Hinsults thread, Dan! Oi don' 'ave ter stand ear an lissin t'sech rubbish frum thee loikes of *ye*!

So, oi finks as oi'll sit down an be more comfertable, loike.
:pours out grog all round:
Wood ye care t'join me, lads? Oi'll jest slip this round onter Det T-H's tabbe. He duzzint notiss these fings -- an oi 'ears as 'e's flush wiv golde dubloons frum a resint rayde on Lisbon.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

AUE! oi've pissed orf a Mod an' mee loife 'ill nivver bee da same..inne my dee-fence, 'twas bart wot tol' mee abaht yer "respectacle-bility" (&, yer 'wotnot'*)..oi nivver thot ye 'ad enny sich fing..oi meene, cummon noo, yez gots a vultchah-peck'ed avvie, f'FSM-sake! (an' noe bee be-leevin' DeTH's tales uv raidynge Lisbon--coople uv mee croo saw 'im loiterin' wit' intent ahtsyde a Portagee barren-grill wearynge wunna DaveL's cast-orf frocks an' actynge all shy (oi finks 'e wuz tryina git wunna dem Portagees t' "bring 'im outta 'is shell", if ye grabbes mee meanynge)..erm, budya ne'er 'eard dat fra mee, ya?)

*umm, abaht dat "wotnot", seemes bart is kwite taken wit' it ..'pears 'e collects 'em----'as a whole shelf uvvim at 'is Welsh estate in Cwm Dwm Wwm-'pon-Pthagn, in fac'!

[black bart]

AUE! oi've pissed orf a Mod an' mee loife 'ill nivver bee da same..inne my dee-fence, 'twas bart wot tol' mee abaht yer "respectacle-bility" (&, yer 'wotnot'*)..oi nivver thot ye 'ad enny sich fing..oi meene, cummon noo, yez gots a vultchah-peck'ed avvie, f'FSM-sake! (an' noe bee be-leevin' DeTH's tales uv raidynge Lisbon--coople uv mee croo saw 'im loiterin' wit' intent ahtsyde a Portagee barren-grill wearynge wunna DaveL's cast-orf frocks an' actynge all shy (oi finks 'e wuz tryina git wunna dem Portagees t' "bring 'im outta 'is shell", if ye grabbes mee meanynge)..erm, budya ne'er 'eard dat fra mee, ya?)

*umm, abaht dat "wotnot", seemes bart is kwite taken wit' it ..'pears 'e collects 'em----'as a whole shelf uvvim at 'is Welsh estate in Cwm Dwm Wwm-'pon-Pthagn, in fac'!

Aye matey ye be roight as hever...I keeps me collekshun o wotnots ere:



Arrrgh...I aren't a prisoner...I are a free man...wiv wotnots akimbo.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Arroha, bart...nize likkle 'ide-awee y'gotte tharrr..butte, oi cannae figgah 'zackly where 'tis? hit's kinda Ostendtatious so mebbe Belgium..but hit's also kinda glam, so p'raps 'tis lurkin' in Glamorgan*, Wales..

*speeke-in' uv "glam organs", did ye heere da one abaht David Bowie an' da promiscuous sausage-maker??

[black bart]

Arroha, bart...nize likkle 'ide-awee y'gotte tharrr..butte, oi cannae figgah 'zackly where 'tis? hit's kinda Ostendtatious so mebbe Belgium..but hit's also kinda glam, so p'raps 'tis lurkin' in Glamorgan*, Wales..

*speeke-in' uv "glam organs", did ye heere da one abaht David Bowie an' da promiscuous sausage-maker??

That be a pic o Portmeirion:

http://www.portmeirion-village.com/

It be in Norf Wales...I fink they got bored wiv all the depressin grey slate, rain an mountains an decided ta build an Itlalianesque village to cheer demselves up a bit. It's funny wot comes over people sometimes...Australia be full o Big Bananas, Big pineapples and stuff loik that...tis as if they be tryin ta compensate for small bananas.

As fer Bowie...he were Welsh...his real name wuz David Jones an he wuz kicked out fer bein too glamorous an not attendin the Methodist Chapel enough.