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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:32 am

There's nothing quite like a bit of 'usurping' when all's said and done (I wont wear the stockings though...they chafe!).
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby ken worley on Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:49 am

black bart wrote:There's nothing quite like a bit of 'usurping' when all's said and done (I wont wear the stockings though...they chafe!).



I thought that was razor-burn....
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby BumbleBee on Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:29 am

Oh No! You blew my cover, I cannot wear my filthy black suspender stockings anymore!! :cry:

I think if I were to have a day like Bart (supposing that he does really portray all of those traits...) it may go something like this...

me: "Where is your pain?"
patient (pt): " in my stomach"
me: "any chance you could be pregnant?"
pt: "no, I'm a virgin, we only do it doggy style"
me: "I beg your pardon" I seriously was so confused
pt: "yeah, in my bum"

Triage terminated, pt sent to waiting room, I ran into the dept to laugh with my colleagues!!!
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:13 am

I nearly died watching this one.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890189
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:22 am

FaithfulPirate42 wrote:I nearly died watching this one.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890189


Oh dear...I laughed but...the poor thing, what's wrong with it?
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby nicci :) on Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:47 pm

Best video? Hmmmm well , certainly best song.... (A must for anyone who uses the tube/underground or liked the Jam)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FYVJSOFZx ... re=related

Mind you... this is totally Ewwwwwwww , so take your pick :)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2R7QX0zIj ... re=related
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby Mahatma Andy on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:18 pm

I'm guessing this has been seen by pretty much everyone but:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby Artec on Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:23 pm

I got here from a hilarious uncyclopedia page:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYnpJikKw2g&feature=related
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby farfalla on Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:37 pm

black bart wrote:
FaithfulPirate42 wrote:I nearly died watching this one.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890189


Oh dear...I laughed but...the poor thing, what's wrong with it?


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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:17 am

Mahatma Andy wrote:I'm guessing this has been seen by pretty much everyone but:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

I haven't seen that, but it is brilliant! Brilliant!
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby fueledbycoffee on Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:22 am

nicci wrote:Best video? Hmmmm well , certainly best song.... (A must for anyone who uses the tube/underground or liked the Jam)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FYVJSOFZx ... re=related

Mind you... this is totally Ewwwwwwww , so take your pick :)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2R7QX0zIj... re=related


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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby nicci :) on Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:38 pm

Thank you :)

I got the first one about 2 years ago on my phone and it still makes me collapse in giggles whenever I hear it (plus I have long tube journeys atm and ... grrrr lol). The second is so naughty it's untrue! I like that in the video he can hardly keep a straight face himself!

edit: mind you (yes i just watched it again lol) I think the last joke is a specifically english phrase. (the "take you up the shhhhhh ..." one). I'll let someone else explain it lol. 8)

edit2: The "new man" song is hilarious too! *singing* la lala "I don't know where my phone is, I don't know where my car is"
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby Rainswept on Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:35 pm

[quote="nicci :)Mind you... this is totally Ewwwwwwww , so take your pick :)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2R7QX0zIj ... re=related[/quote]

Aww, pretty song with raunchy lyrics. Reminds me of the time I saw Liz Phair in concert: Flower
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby Rainswept on Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:35 pm

nicci wrote: :)Mind you... this is totally Ewwwwwwww , so take your pick :)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2R7QX0zIj ... re=related


Aww, pretty song with raunchy lyrics. Reminds me of the time I saw Liz Phair in concert: Flower
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Re: Best Ever YouTube Videos

Postby nicci :) on Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:51 pm

She is a naughty girl. 8) It's an amazing song.... I bet she's fun live. :)
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