Beer purity

[Valanthe]

There has to be Pastafarian Heaven. It's probably the only one that would let George Carlin in. According to certain uptight individuals, there's no way the Christian God would let him in. The FSM, I believe, would welcome him.

[Pirate Johnson]

Stale beer flowes 2 hell. Duh, fncking...duh!

[Valanthe]

Thank FSM there's no crap beer in Heaven, either

[Pirate Johnson]

Than burn in Hell or wherever you think horrable people go.

Actually, the Pastafarian version of heaven doesn't appeal to me at all. I don't like alcohol and the idea of a strip club is, to me, utterly absurd. It's naked people dancing. Who cares?

[Pirate Johnson]

I Love George Carlin

There has to be Pastafarian Heaven. It's probably the only one that would let George Carlin in. According to certain uptight individuals, there's no way the Christian God would let him in. The FSM, I believe, would welcome him.

[Cardinal Fang]

Actually, the Pastafarian version of heaven doesn't appeal to me at all. I don't like alcohol and the idea of a strip club is, to me, utterly absurd. It's naked people dancing. Who cares?

You could always join us near the fountain of tea. I consider that although there will be strippers, they will fulfill your ideal, therefore for me they will also be able to join me in some entertaining surrealist meanderings.

CF

[Ubi Dubium]

You could always join us near the fountain of tea.

It's right under the chocolate trees!

[Valanthe]

Heaven is what you make it. I'll be parked next to the beer volcano, laughing my ass off at the comedy stylings of George Carlin. If the strippers care to join me, it's all good.

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

I'm not sure Carlin would have too much material in heaven. There's not nearly as much to gripe about.

[Valanthe]

He could always return to his earlier formulas. Not all of his material was complaints and grievances. He used to do general observations and commentary. Baseball and football, f'r instance, or a Place for my Stuff. Classic.

[Pirate Johnson]

Other religions say that you will be able to talk to patriarchates in their inferior representations of heaven. Thank Speghadeity for his acceptance of individuals such as George. I know that at some point in his glorious life, he consumed pasta, therefor paying his admission to our endlessly erupting open bar and unceasing flow of strippers.

[Valanthe]

RAmen to that, brother!

[Pirate Johnson]

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits will more than be accepted in our Heaven. Those who can't accept are either doomed to Hell or in the wrong religion. Speghadeity's primary concern is that all of his young Jimlads and Jimlasses be accepted by each other if no one else. Superiority is just a euphemism for I'm an asshole when used to describe anything with a complex personality.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Fart, Turd, Twat, Crap, Balls, Prick, Asshole, Jackoff, Jerkoff, Scumbag, Douchebag, Hardon, Rod-on, Boner, Stiff, Pisshard, Blueballs, Nookie, Koose, Gash, Slash, Hole, Slit, Snatch, Box, Beaver, Pussy, Bearded Clam, Jism, Cum, Cream, Juice, Pecker, Peckerhead, Peckertracks, Dick, Dork, Dong, Donacker, Wang, Shlong, Schwantz, Pork, Crabs, Ass, Butt, Hiney, Tuchas, Bum, Buns, Cheeks, Screw, Lay, Diddle, Plow, Hump, Bang, Poke, Batter, Wham, Knock-up, Bugger, Brown, Juggs, Bazooms, Knockers, Knobs, Lungs, Balloons, Dildo, Joystick, Hairpie, Muff, Cornhole, Rimjob, Blowjob, Sugarbowl-pie, Suck-off, Give-head, Sit-on-my-face, Buttfuck, Fingerfuck, Clap, Kleek, 69, 71 which is 69 with 2 fingers up your ass, daisy chain, circle jerk, cockteaser, wet-dream, cunt-struck, pussywhipped, short-arm, tuna-taco, group-grope, milking-the-chicken, bulldagger, gangbang, ballbreaker, ballbuster, merkin, bananas and cream, up the old dirt road, around the world, beat-your-meat, whack-off, flogging your dong, pounding your pud, beating the bishop, poontang, dingleberry, sit on it, fudgepacker, milking the lizard, fart face, old fart, farting around, fart sniffer, ream, snake, raincoat, quickie, queer, queen, putz, put-out, push, beef-injection, dog-style, pop your cookies, bust-your-nuts, one-eyed-monster, knob, pocket pool, tail, piddle, paddle the pickle, one-man-band, snapper, notch, rod, shaft, stick, piece of ass, god damn it, pimp, fucker, punk, faggot, dyke, lezzie, box-lunch, sea-food, hand-job, hammer, hatch, head-job, hot-nuts, hum-job, prong, jellyroll, jerk-the-gerkin, lob, meat whistle, cheese, scat fan, middle-leg, wanking, booty, love-muscle, snapping pussy, ghost, bitch, bastard, clam, bite the brown, going up mustard road, bone-on, bush, button, cunt-lapper, cherry, tool, dingus, quiff, quim, get off, joint, piece, stem, root, crack, cooch, crud, eat me, fuck you, up your ass, get laid, fuck-off, piss-off, piss on you, stick it, stuff it, ram it, jam it, cram it, horny, peter, the one eyed wonder worm, piece-of-ass, little brown eyeball, golden showers, pound cake, boy in the boat, brown eye, brown nose, sloppy seconds, Mongolian cluster fuck, rod of love, copping a feel, copping a cherry, copping a joint, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton pony, dipping your wick, going down on, dry hump, fist fuck, skin-flute, French job, furburger, nuts, get your rocks off, get in, get it up, hung, ginch, gobble, dieseldock, rubber, shoot, diesel dyke that was, siff, wad, cocksman, tit-fuck, tongue, rough-trade, trick, weenie, and yodeling in the gully.

[Valanthe]

Yes, indeedy. Thank goodness the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts leave some wiggle room for our flimsy moral standards. Oh, yes, I believe there's also room for the Incomplete List of Impolite Words.

[Pirate Johnson]

The people who dont believe in free expression could just employ the FCC.