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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ken worley » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:34 am

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Ubi Dubium » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:04 am

OK, enough with pictures of hot chicks. Now the chicks get a turn:

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Elvalia » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:44 am

Damn straight, Ubi!
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ken worley » Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:41 am

Finally!....Just as I planned.....

The wenches have inadvertantly broken the topless barrier.


Let 'er rip, boys.


(it's never sadder than at a time like this, to rmember the day that I_Love_Boobs failed in his valiant stand against board protocol)


*wipes tear*
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:24 am

ken worley wrote:Finally!....Just as I planned.....

The wenches have inadvertantly broken the topless barrier.


Let 'er rip, boys.


(it's never sadder than at a time like this, to rmember the day that I_Love_Boobs failed in his valiant stand against board protocol)


*wipes tear*



I'm with you there matey (only in a spiritual sense, I understand your aversion to skin diseases)...he was a beacon in the darkness of Booblessness that we all must suffer... :cry:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ken worley » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:31 am

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ken worley wrote:Finally!....Just as I planned.....

The wenches have inadvertantly broken the topless barrier.


Let 'er rip, boys.


(it's never sadder than at a time like this, to remember the day that I_Love_Boobs failed in his valiant stand against board protocol)


*wipes tear*



I'm with you there matey (only in a spiritual sense, I understand your aversion to skin diseases)...he was a beacon in the darkness of Booblessness that we all must suffer... :cry:



Well, with cap standing proudly at the helm, what other option is there?


Queequeg, alone, might respond to reason, but cap, never...The whole women are either respected for their intelligence, OR bare-breasted, and smearing various jams and jellies on one anothers' torsos....never BOTH... :roll:


I thought this was the era in which women could have it all....
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Wawizzle » Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:18 pm

I would like to submit my avatar as the most beautiful man option. :)
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby farfalla » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:25 pm

sorry Wawiz,

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Ubi Dubium » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:54 pm

OK, ladies, before the guys try to take things back over, this thread is seriously lacking in pirates.

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There, much better.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:39 am

sorry, U-D, but it still is...both of those guys (tho photogenic as all get out) lack eye-patches/peg-legs, have too many teeth and probably wash a bit more often than is strictly necessary..(i know....details, details..) :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Ubi Dubium » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:07 am

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:sorry, U-D, but it still is...both of those guys (tho photogenic as all get out) lack eye-patches/peg-legs, have too many teeth and probably wash a bit more often than is strictly necessary..(i know....details, details..) :fsm_yarr:
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Well, yes. Notice the subject of this thread - I'm trying to stay on topic here. Only beautiful pirates. If you want to start a new thread of scurvy, unwashed, pockmarked, pirates go right ahead. But I'm not going to look!
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:20 am

Ubi Dubium wrote:
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:sorry, U-D, but it still is...both of those guys (tho photogenic as all get out) lack eye-patches/peg-legs, have too many teeth and probably wash a bit more often than is strictly necessary..(i know....details, details..) :fsm_yarr:
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Well, yes. Notice the subject of this thread - I'm trying to stay on topic here. Only beautiful pirates. If you want to start a new thread of scurvy, unwashed, pockmarked, pirates go right ahead. But I'm not going to look!


Open yer eyes and yer black Siren's heart to a real man...er...pirate...see how the wenches flock to him:

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ken worley » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:38 am

oooooo....she be a honey. As kissable a pair o' lips as I've ever seen.


As promised, I've returned the bottom half of the photo to you via pm.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:46 am

Arrrrgh...Cronan's luck wiv wenches be legendary...tis a shame they all drown.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:40 pm

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Oh, yeah.
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