The most beautiful man/woman.

[ken worley]

[Ubi Dubium]

OK, enough with pictures of hot chicks. Now the chicks get a turn:

[Elvalia]

Damn straight, Ubi!

[ken worley]

Finally!....Just as I planned.....

The wenches have inadvertantly broken the topless barrier.


Let 'er rip, boys.


(it's never sadder than at a time like this, to rmember the day that I_Love_Boobs failed in his valiant stand against board protocol)


*wipes tear*

[black bart]

Finally!....Just as I planned.....

The wenches have inadvertantly broken the topless barrier.


Let 'er rip, boys.


(it's never sadder than at a time like this, to rmember the day that I_Love_Boobs failed in his valiant stand against board protocol)


*wipes tear*

I'm with you there matey (only in a spiritual sense, I understand your aversion to skin diseases)...he was a beacon in the darkness of Booblessness that we all must suffer...

[ken worley]

Finally!....Just as I planned.....

The wenches have inadvertantly broken the topless barrier.


Let 'er rip, boys.


(it's never sadder than at a time like this, to remember the day that I_Love_Boobs failed in his valiant stand against board protocol)


*wipes tear*

I'm with you there matey (only in a spiritual sense, I understand your aversion to skin diseases)...he was a beacon in the darkness of Booblessness that we all must suffer...

Well, with cap standing proudly at the helm, what other option is there?


Queequeg, alone, might respond to reason, but cap, never...The whole women are either respected for their intelligence, OR bare-breasted, and smearing various jams and jellies on one anothers' torsos....never BOTH...


I thought this was the era in which women could have it all....

[Wawizzle]

I would like to submit my avatar as the most beautiful man option.

[farfalla]

sorry Wawiz,

do not know the gender, but that darling (be still my pounding heart) constipated bear is cunning

[Ubi Dubium]

OK, ladies, before the guys try to take things back over, this thread is seriously lacking in pirates.




There, much better.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

sorry, U-D, but it still is...both of those guys (tho photogenic as all get out) lack eye-patches/peg-legs, have too many teeth and probably wash a bit more often than is strictly necessary..(i know....details, details..)

[Ubi Dubium]

sorry, U-D, but it still is...both of those guys (tho photogenic as all get out) lack eye-patches/peg-legs, have too many teeth and probably wash a bit more often than is strictly necessary..(i know....details, details..)

]
Well, yes. Notice the subject of this thread - I'm trying to stay on topic here. Only beautiful pirates. If you want to start a new thread of scurvy, unwashed, pockmarked, pirates go right ahead. But I'm not going to look!

[black bart]

sorry, U-D, but it still is...both of those guys (tho photogenic as all get out) lack eye-patches/peg-legs, have too many teeth and probably wash a bit more often than is strictly necessary..(i know....details, details..)

]
Well, yes. Notice the subject of this thread - I'm trying to stay on topic here. Only beautiful pirates. If you want to start a new thread of scurvy, unwashed, pockmarked, pirates go right ahead. But I'm not going to look!

Open yer eyes and yer black Siren's heart to a real man...er...pirate...see how the wenches flock to him:

[ken worley]

oooooo....she be a honey. As kissable a pair o' lips as I've ever seen.


As promised, I've returned the bottom half of the photo to you via pm.

[black bart]

Arrrrgh...Cronan's luck wiv wenches be legendary...tis a shame they all drown.

[fueledbycoffee]

Oh, yeah.