Edd wrote:Black Bart is truly humorous
believing all overtures amorous
but, Bart, while your pocket may be picked
by those with enough gall
your ‘hind’ will remain safe
from were-poofs, one and all.
Argh, for THAT, there be many a reason,
He still be bart, therefore not too eye-pleasin',
Plus, 'ee be's Welsh
So Has speech like a belch, is
Poor mannered, 'n' absent 'o' reason...
If that weren't enuff o' disclaimers,
To keep his sad "hind" outta danger,
Three munfs also 'ees spent
(wifout offer o' rent)-
In Turtil-Holmes' anti-poof chamber.
As to why the girls also do shun,
ask 'im yerself,
My werk 'ere be done....
(Ursine for "yargh.)