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Postby BumbleBee on Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:28 am

Just a quick joke...

A Priest checks into his hotel room and says to the receptionist
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"
The receptionist replies
"No, its just regular porn you sick son of a bitch!!"

Hope that made you all smile,

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Re: The Priest...

Postby ken worley on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:39 am

How 'bout;

A midget priest in leg braces checks into a motel and says to the desk-clerk, "I trust that the porn channel in my room may be shortly disabled"...

:D

or how about;

*An anal-retentive midget priest in leg braces checks into a mo-MMMMPH!!!!!!
*is wrestled to forum floor by capellini*



*Interestingly enough, this is the exact beginning of the joke I told to break the ice before my toast at my sister's wedding.
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Re: The Priest...

Postby BumbleBee on Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:03 pm

At a wedding for friends a few years ago, the best mans' opening line was

"Last time I stood in front of this many people to speak, I was trying for parole"
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