Piratic Poetry

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby IreTea on Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:23 pm

'ere's a short one for ye'.


Ye've smelly breath and rotten teeths,
I think it's Fish Heads that ye eats.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:09 am

That were roight clever, IreTea.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:06 am

Arrrgh...I aint never met her afore mateys...honest. :roll:
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:48 am

I once knew a Pirate
Who wore a big hat
The biggest hat I've ever seen
He jumped on a horse
He jourey ed Norf
To London to see the Queen

The Queen said, 'I say
Did you come from Mount Gay?'
I've heard they have biggins up there
The Pirate said maam
Please remain calm
It's made from the skin of a bear

The Queen said delightful
Tis something quite frightful
My soldiers have all lost their toppers
The Pirate said, 'smashing
I've a boat load just stashing
Ye can have them for four thousand coppers.'
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:32 am

water water everywhere
and nary a drop to drink
water water everywhere
Cronan's sunk me b******d ship!
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:47 am

Rum rum e'erywear,
Many a drop ta drink.
But iffen oi drink too much tonight,
The missus'll beat me ta bits!
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:43 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Rum rum e'erywear,
Many a drop ta drink.
But iffen oi drink too much tonight,
The missus'll beat me ta bits!


Arrrgh ye be learnin quickly an at a young age matey...it aint so much the beatin as the 'look' they gives ye though.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:55 am

Argh, but ye's 'eard o' browbeatin', roight? GArr, oi've got that from me mam, an' that be froightful on short 'aired wimmin.

Me toe be green an' gooey,
Me eye be bloodshot an' catarac't.
Oi onlee wish me arm was back,
Soes oi could complane about that.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:12 am

In days of old when nights were cold
There were no such things as i pods
Ye wrote yer appointments big an bold
In a nice big leather bound log

An if a meetin ye needed ta keep
No laptop but a parrot instead
For on the hour should ye fall asleep
He'd peck ye in the head
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:35 am

Did anyone see,
Did anyone know,
Cronan was back in town.

Did anyone see,
Did anyone know,
Cronan was stealing your gold.

They say Madame Fifi saw,
They say Madame Fifi knows.
They say a lot of Madame Fifi,
They say she made Cronan
Wash between his toes.

They say Cronan was furious,
They say Cronan was mad.
They say Cronan threw a tanty,
But Fifi gave him no sweets.

They say Cronan is back,
They say Cronan is hiding.
They say Cronan has handprints,
All over his peach-fuzzed bum.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:40 am

I had a lucky eye patch
I wore it on me head
I sailed to treasure island
Where I found a loaf o bread

The loaf o bread was mouldy
So I sold it to a frog
He made it into canapes
And served em wiv the grog

(Next verse anybody?)
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Edd on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:08 am

black bart wrote:I had a lucky eye patch
I wore it on me head
I sailed to treasure island
Where I found a loaf o bread

The loaf o bread was mouldy
So I sold it to a frog
He made it into canapes
And served em wiv the grog

(Next verse anybody?)

He served em to the Captain
He served em to the Mate
He served em in the crow’s nest
Where they was eaten, early and late

The grog he watered heavily
Which is where he first went wrong
For pirates will eat anything
If the grog is nice and strong
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:28 pm

so they beat the frog for waterin' the grog..
they beat 'im wit' their sabres
(& then they called some friends in & he was beaten by the neighbours)
th' beatin' it was awesome
th' pain it was quite wrenchin'
th' frog swelled oop wit' gas an' poo
so tightly was 'e clenchin'..

(next..)
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:50 pm

That he finally popped,
Sending blood and poo all o'er.
The Captain, he said "FU**!"
and asked the waiter for the duck.

(Next!)
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Edd on Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:43 am

The waiter, he grew stern,
and said, ‘Okay, I will,
but promise only not to say,
“And put it on my bill!”’

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