Sarah Palin

[Valanthe]

True dat. But Palin's voice makes me wanna hurl.

[Pastafaggioli]

U Oh! Sarah feels that her religion is being mocked.....Help me out here Pastafarians, but I don't think this helps

[Valanthe]

I'm still trying to figure that one out...

[Profeta del Pastas]

Sarah Palin scares me shitless and I be one fierce and fearless pirate. If she becomes VP or FSM FORBID she ends up president, the chances of ID being taught in schools will increase dramaticly

By the way, howser daughter get knocked up after being raised under the ideals of abstinence and purity? Palin was obviously unaware of her own daughter' sexual activity. Bristol was hiding it from her. And now she has no choice but to marry this guy and have his baby. Who knows... maybe that's what they want, but even if they didn't, there would be no option otherwise.

Conservatism is the enemy of adaptation.

[Pastafaggioli]

U Oh! Now it looks as though maybe Al Queda is surfing FSM. They have just announced their support for Palin/McCain as well ......That cannot help either

[PantyGnawer]

A couple of links:

Palin claims that the VP is in charge of the senate. This one hurt my brain to watch!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/21/palin-vp-senate/

The daily show goes to Wassilla Alaska and interviews its current mayor. She pretty much admits that the mayor of Wassilla has almost no real power or duties and looks like as big a dumbass as Palin herself.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index ... america-in

[Valanthe]

It's painful to think that someone who aspires to one of the highest offices in the land could be that brain damaged.

[Pastafaggioli]

After a little living a little haute on the cochon, need to sell some Haute Couture....almost new......Sarah

[Valanthe]

She'd better hurry. I understand that her clothes from the campaign trail are due to be repo'd.

[Platypus Enthusiast]

I'm hoping she and Bush get together. Can you imagine the children?

[Valanthe]

Would they be able to breathe on their own?

[Platypus Enthusiast]

Maybe their retardedness would cancel out and the kids would be supergeniuses.

[Valanthe]

I don't know about that; she already has one kid with Down's Syndrome.

[Platypus Enthusiast]

I don't know about that; she already has one kid with Down's Syndrome.

Really? Well I have sympathy for her in that regard, but I still think she's a boob.

[Valanthe]

Oh, undoubtedly. I wish she'd just go away. Unfortunately for the people with intelligence and taste, she and her fans look like they'll be around for a while.