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Re: I can top that....

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:55 am

Hah,I'msoamazingIdon'tneedspaces.Grammarismybiatch.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:31 am

Amazing so am I, talk like Yoda can I whilst hovering a foot am I above your head.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:43 pm

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:08 pm

I can end the world with a Holocaust.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Edd on Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:29 am

I can bring the world back from the brink of Zankou's holocaust.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:52 am

I can cure Zankou's Armageddon fixation.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:09 pm

& Armageddon just a little tired of all this eschatological chit-chat..straighten up & fly right or i'll be forced to summon :worship: Chuck Norris (& no whining/whingeing about "Hey! No fair...no one can top Chuck Norris!"..you've been warned :x )
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Re: I can top that....

Postby GreenRain22 on Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:52 pm

Zank: ... How about a mix? O.o;;;;

I can.. I can....

I CAN WATCH THE LORD OF THE RINGS OVER AND OVER AND STILL SQUEE OVER ARAGON AND NOT EXPLODE!

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It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Wawizzle on Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:27 pm

I can fly without wings or jet propulsion, merely by imagining myself flying.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Wawizzle on Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:27 pm

Oh, and

I died of a marijuana overdose.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:01 pm

I smoked Wawwizle's THC ridden corpse in a big fat blunt.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:17 am

I can unplug toilets just by tickling them under the bowl.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby GreenRain22 on Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:34 am

I can unplug toilets by just thinking about it.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)

It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:51 am

I've got such a big plunger I can unplug a whole Northern Terrace Street of toilets with one suck...and that's after the Great Northern Mushy Pea and Deep Fried haggis festival.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:50 am

Here's an interesting memory. I was on school camp a few years back. For some reason I looked into the drop dunny and found a diarrhoea-like green poo. I charged kids fifty cents to look at it. And people actually gave me money!

I can sell views of shit to people. That's how amazing I am.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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