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...holymacaroni...?? wrote:During the flood of biblical (aka: sillybooklical) lore
By the power invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I name you a pedo-dog!
Josh M wrote:I always thought that the flood was just a small scale flood that happened in the Mediterranean. The only reason that noah couldn't find his way for 30 days (if it were in fact 30 days) was because he was just drunk. This could also mean that he very well could have been a pirate who could have seen some storm clouds and gathered up a few animals on a boat to try and save them. As I pondered on the subject I then wondered if perhaps in this drunken act to save the animals from a flood, he then told his story afterwards and some christians decided to publish it in the bible. EVEN THOUGH this is obviously not an act of god, but either an act by the FSM or just a strange impulse. These are just my thoughts, and I haven't read the gospel (yet) but this is just what I thought made the most sense.
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